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EssieEcks

34 F South Jordan, UT

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a nursing student and a unit coordinator at a big hospital. I am looking for someone to be big dumb nerds with. I like beer and cupcakes.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading textbooks and sleeping as often as I can.
I’m really good at
Being super nice and talking about going to the gym without ever making it there. I'm an excellent cookie baker when I get talked into it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have red hair and tattoos - those are the things people usually point out to me. Sometimes I act surprised.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad. I like the show New Girl and someday I hope to play a real life game of True Americans.

I haven't read anything that's not a cook book or a text book in a while, but I like to read and I am wearing out my library card tasting American classics right now. I don't like Bukowski as much as I thought I would.

My favorite movies are Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part II and Beauty Shop. The entire Nightmare on Elm Street series and everything that David Lynch does, anything with Rodney Dangerfield or Norm McDonald and raunchy comedy in general.

Mike Doughty, They Might Be Giants, Mike Patton, Tom Waits, The Cramps, The Damned, Danzig, Jeff Buckley, The New Pornographers, Frank Black, Nick Cave, Lana Del Ray, Saul Williams, so, so many others. I have had an old Gin Blossoms greatest hits album in my car for a week and I have let it play over and over and never skipped a track. That's where I am right now.
The six things I could never do without
Puns, big sunglasses, coffee, sunshine, cake, sparkles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nachos, when I'll get to go to the bar next, the test I have next week (there's always another test), men's butts, rainbows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or marathoning How I Met Your Mother on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not fit or athletic but I'm working on it. I'm a little more than curvy but not quite whatever the other options are. I miss my dog (he lives with my parents).
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have something good to say. Positivity!
Also it would be awesome if you're a gentleman.