Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react.
I'm from Santa Cruz, Bolivia. I moved to Miami when I was 13. Then I moved to Catania, Sicily, IT, before recently moving to Jacksonville, NC. I miss Europe every day.
I think it's very annoying and ignorant that Ok Cupid gives you only two options for gender on here, and only 3 options for sexual orientation, as if that was in anyway accurate.
I have a healthy addiction to crossfit and swimming.
Apparently there has been some sort of confusion. I believe in feminism. That means actual feminism, not fake "I want equal rights but still believe in oppressive 1950's gender roles."
Am I the only one who thinks of the Norse gods when they hear the names Thor and Loki, and not the damn comic book characters?
Webcomics = The tits. XKCD, Hipster Hitler, and A Softer World are real gems.
I'm not the biggest "people" person, so i don't need that many friends. It's been said that the world needs love. I think the world would be better served with a few more IQ points.
They say that optimists see the glass half-full, and pessimists see it as half-empty. I see it as twice as large as it needs to be, while my AP English teacher from high school is probably still going on about the drapes and what their blue shade says about the author's sex life.