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Esumsa

21 / F / straight / Single

Isla Vista, California

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English

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I am jolly, cynical, and just kidding.

My Self-Summary

A lot of people say that I'm weird. And I take it as a compliment. I love anime, video games, reading, music, and the interwebz. Actually, I love these things so much, it'll be hard if I'm forced to choose between them and some guy I'm dating :P

I hate onions. -Remember this- It includes any family of onions like scallions or leek. Strangely enough, I like Funyuns :d

I love to try new things. I'm always trying to convince my friends to eat a guinea pig at a Brazilian restaurant or go sky diving. If I had the chance, I'd probably eat an endangered species.

I love animals as long as they aren't in my house smelling up the place. I'm a proud member of PETA. For those of you who don't know, it stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.

I tend to say things while I think them, so sometimes my internal filter fails to stop me from making an ass out of myself, but it sure is hilarious when I do. Like inadvertently saying, a little too loudly, "Like bunnies..." after reading the statistics from the movie Schindler's list where it says from less than a thousand Jews, there are now over 100,000 descendants.

I love scary stuff, but I really suck at horror video games like Resident Evil. I suck so bad, I got eaten on level 1 of Resident Evil by some zombie slowly crawling towards me on a train. (If you let me watch you beat the game, I'll give you my 2nd born child. My first was already promised to some girl in a video game.)

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What I’m doing with my life

Trying to graduate. This will be my last year (hopefully...not sure since there are less classes because of all the budget cuts). Afterwards, I'm thinking if going into the environmental field, or teaching English in Korea.

I've also been thinking a lot about what I should do in the future. I've already decided I'll donate my eggs to a bank so I don't have to worry about my genes passing on, so I can spend all my energy doing something influential.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at suggesting anime. I used to be the president of the anime club at my high school so I'm really geeky in that way. I'm really good at making people feel awkward. I rock at using coupons. (I'm super cheap. Why else do you think I'm on OkCupid instead of eHarmony? Just kidding. It's because they rejected me lawl) I'm also really good at finding gay moments or sexual innuendos in movies, tv, books, etc. (I was the only one laughing when my physics professor said "Young's Double Slit Experiment" :x ) Oh, and I rock at hyperbolizing. This profile is just a spoonful of shaved ice from the giant iceberg that is my hyperbole ability.

I'm okay at playing the piano and karaoke. Sort of okay at keeping my spot during wild concerts. F=ma bitch! (Fat joke in case you didn't get it.)

I love video games, but I'm not that great at them. However, I'm Korean, so give me sometime and I'll probably be able to pwn your ass by next week. Or cry. Whichever will allow me to win.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm Asian. I'm Female. Then a Wtf? reaction. Followed by an "Oh, I guess that was funny." In that order.

After a while, people have told me I remind them of a bitter old Asian grandpa...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My favorite movies definitely have to be Pan's Labyrinth, Persepolis, and Slumdog Millionaire. I usually like to watch comedy, indie, or movies that make me think about more than just the story and cinema graphics. Foreign films are pretty good too. And by foreign I don't only mean European. Bamako, an African movie, definitely made me cry :'[

My favorite books are Jane Eyre, Catch-22, Portrait of Dorian Grey, and anything by Chuck Palahniuk.

I can't really describe my favorite types of music. If you really want to know, just ask me for my Pandora radio stations.

My favorite foods are bread, dim sum, kim chee, rice, curry, sandwiches, pasta, anything salty really. I really abhor onions, in case you forgot

The six things I could never do without

Food, water, internet, manga/anime, books, uhh....air? If forced to, I could probably live as a hermit. I don't really need much.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

School. The future. Whether I'm asexual on purpose or because of some weird population phenomenon causing women to have less babies because of overpopulation.

Lately I've been of getting married on January 1, 2011, but that would suck since I'd have to choose either celebrating New Years or anniversary. November 1 or 11, 2011 would be good, but it's coming up soon so I probably won't make it. February 2 would be okay, but February 22, 2022 would suck since it's so close to my mother's and my birthday. March 3, 2033 would still be too close to our birthdays. April 4, 2044 is just way too late...

Lol I think I've already spent too much of your time thinking about that.

On a typical Friday night I am

I don't really have a typical friday. Here's a list of things that have occured on a Friday I guess: canyon riding, movies, video games, beach, star gazing, restaurant, sleeping, partying, drinking, concerts, rallys, club activities, corn maze, studying, bar hopping, etc. Is that eclectic enough yet?

Saturday though, I habitually exploit my school's offerings of free comedy shows. <3 free stuff.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I want to be the first Asian female president of the United States.

I've read a few pick up artists books for fun. (And by fun I mean for leisurely reading, not for use, perverts D: )

You should message me if

you have something worth telling me. Be upfront plz. I'm dense enough as it is when someone's trying to hit on me. Trying to find hints of it in emotionless text is even harder.

Also, if you can tell I was JUST KIDDING. Sheesh, some people don't know which parts I was joking or not :[

AIM, Yahoo: deprivedmuse

Do not use the OKC instant messenger to contact me. I turned that crap off.