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Esumsa
21 / F / straight / Single
Isla Vista, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
- Asian
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am jolly, cynical, and just kidding.
My Self-Summary
I hate onions. -Remember this- It includes any family of onions like scallions or leek. Strangely enough, I like Funyuns :d
I love to try new things. I'm always trying to convince my friends to eat a guinea pig at a Brazilian restaurant or go sky diving. If I had the chance, I'd probably eat an endangered species.
I love animals as long as they aren't in my house smelling up the place. I'm a proud member of PETA. For those of you who don't know, it stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
I tend to say things while I think them, so sometimes my internal filter fails to stop me from making an ass out of myself, but it sure is hilarious when I do. Like inadvertently saying, a little too loudly, "Like bunnies..." after reading the statistics from the movie Schindler's list where it says from less than a thousand Jews, there are now over 100,000 descendants.
I love scary stuff, but I really suck at horror video games like Resident Evil. I suck so bad, I got eaten on level 1 of Resident Evil by some zombie slowly crawling towards me on a train. (If you let me watch you beat the game, I'll give you my 2nd born child. My first was already promised to some girl in a video game.)
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
I've also been thinking a lot about what I should do in the future. I've already decided I'll donate my eggs to a bank so I don't have to worry about my genes passing on, so I can spend all my energy doing something influential.
I’m really good at
I'm okay at playing the piano and karaoke. Sort of okay at keeping my spot during wild concerts. F=ma bitch! (Fat joke in case you didn't get it.)
I love video games, but I'm not that great at them. However, I'm Korean, so give me sometime and I'll probably be able to pwn your ass by next week. Or cry. Whichever will allow me to win.
The first things people usually notice about me
After a while, people have told me I remind them of a bitter old Asian grandpa...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite books are Jane Eyre, Catch-22, Portrait of Dorian Grey, and anything by Chuck Palahniuk.
I can't really describe my favorite types of music. If you really want to know, just ask me for my Pandora radio stations.
My favorite foods are bread, dim sum, kim chee, rice, curry, sandwiches, pasta, anything salty really. I really abhor onions, in case you forgot
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately I've been of getting married on January 1, 2011, but that would suck since I'd have to choose either celebrating New Years or anniversary. November 1 or 11, 2011 would be good, but it's coming up soon so I probably won't make it. February 2 would be okay, but February 22, 2022 would suck since it's so close to my mother's and my birthday. March 3, 2033 would still be too close to our birthdays. April 4, 2044 is just way too late...
Lol I think I've already spent too much of your time thinking about that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saturday though, I habitually exploit my school's offerings of free comedy shows. <3 free stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've read a few pick up artists books for fun. (And by fun I mean for leisurely reading, not for use, perverts D: )
You should message me if
Also, if you can tell I was JUST KIDDING. Sheesh, some people don't know which parts I was joking or not :[
AIM, Yahoo: deprivedmuse
Do not use the OKC instant messenger to contact me. I turned that crap off.