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Et_tu_Brutle

29 Kansas City, KS Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a geek. A nerd. Whatever.

I'm a Cell and/or Molecular Biologist by trade, and I love it.

I play video games, I love sci-fi and fantasy books, and read too many of them. I wish I had more local friends to play card games and boardgames with. I think comic books are sweet. I wish anime had higher standards, because the animation can be mind blowing, but generally isn't (props to FLCL). Same with the stories (props to FLCL, again)

I am a bleeding heart liberal, and am perfectly willing to argue with you about how amazing food stamps are, even if you disagree with how people use them, or why welfare is amazing. In fact, I'm a big proponent of a Guaranteed Minimum Income. Socialism is the best!

I love to cook for other people, but will sometimes forget to eat if I'm by myself. I am perfectly willing argue with you about the benefits of GMO crops, doubly so if you arguments 'against' GMO crops are actually arguments against pesticides, without understanding the difference between the two (there is a wide, and significant berth between round-up ready crop and every crop that is genetically modified). Especially when double blind studies show that people prefer the taste of non-'organic' crops to their inferior, non-genetically modified, counterparts.

I'm generally in an amazing mood, but sometimes I have my down days. Whatev.

Also, Ice Hockey is the best, and only good, sport. Go Penguins!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking food for people that aren't myself.

Listening to music. Playing Board/Card games.

Reading books.

Forgetting to eat.

I used to be good at Ultimate and Ice Hockey, but, man, it's been years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything written by Michael Chabon or Vonnegut. Post-Apocalyptic Fiction, Fantasy, Sci-Fi. eBooks are inarguable better than paper ones. Comic books are cool, too.

Movies are cool, I guess. I watch them sometimes.

I watch the Penguins play Hockey. Does that count as a TV show?

Music: Lots of things. Last.fm/user/Turtleboy
Also; Spencer Krug is a god.

My favorite food group is the Sandwich, followed closely by the Taco, and maybe Sushi in third?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Cause you left me
2 - My family
3 - My heartaches
4 - My Headaches
5 - My lonely
6 - My sorrow
7 - No tomorrow
8 - I forget what 8 was for
9 - My lost god
10 - Everything, everything, everything, everything!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Blowjobs or Cheese?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with friends, maybe hanging out at a friends house playing boardgames (probably still drinking some type of craft beer)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt smells like poop.
You should message me if
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Never knows best.