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EtaoinShrdlu__

26 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to think my way through life, frequently overthinking things. I like trying new things, puzzles, and building things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working my way through grad school (PhD in computer security) while thinking about the future. I may end up being just another software engineer at Google, but I'm also trying to think of new schemes that might make a viable startup. All of this would be for after grad school though, so it's slightly distant future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything involving computers, data analysis, or puzzles comes fairly naturally to me. I'm also a pretty good fencer.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I speak my mind, and am willing to have a discussion about pretty much any of my views. My long hair is also slightly unusual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
* Kingkiller Chronicles
* Stormlight Archive
* LoTR
* ASoIAF
* Wheel of Time
* Wizard's First Rule
* Brothers Karmazov
Movies:
* Dr. Strangelove
* Boondock Saints
* Pulp Fiction
* Serenity
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Friends, etc.
* Computer, with internet, power
* Tea or soda of some kind
* A/C
* Uh, other than basic human needs, that's about it. We get 6 things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
* Merging static and dynamic analysis of binary code (my current research topic - this turns out to be incredibly complicated)
* How to close the class gap without infringing on anyone's rights or resorting to straight-up redistribution of wealth
* Decentralization of internet infrastructure
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Varies widely, but probably playing board games, playing videogames with friends, or out to dinner with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not super secretive - unless it would be revealing someone else's secret, I'll tell you pretty much anything you ask me, so it's hard to decide on something to put here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand my username. (If you don't, don't let that stop you though - I'm up for talking about pretty much anything.)

Really, if you're interested, just send me a message about anything.