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EternalWizard

28 M Amherst, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name may be misleading, but I may actually a huge geek.

I read whatever weird fiction I can get my claws on, play chaotic characters in both video and role playing games, and love playing board games. Not Monopoly, mind you, but Ticket to Ride and Settlers of Catan. The good stuff. Movies are also an essential component to my life, along with some choice TV shows, mostly animated ones. I am also an absurd Valve/Steam fanboy and have far too many games in my library then a sane person should.

Those things may be nice, but the real important aspect in my life are my friends. They also make those things more fun, so that works out pretty nicely.

They are also useful when it comes to alibis! Always keep one handy!
What I’m doing with my life
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Sometimes I am sculpting, molding, and casting. Creating strange idols to Lovecraftian gods and other things with wiggly bits. I do special effects make-up to make people into monsters or bloody chunks whenever I get the chance.

I also design, mostly for a local screen printer, but I can't draw to save my life, so I am a bit limited in this field. Despite the drawing setback, this is the majority of my income.

Most of these pursuits are geared towards eventually going to grad school, that way I can waste money on that and be a directionless person with a masters!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I tell stories, many of them as legally incriminating as they are amusing, and I can riff a movie pretty good. Making people I care about laugh makes me feels nice, and people tell me I do it well. Even better is if they choke on their water in a non-fatal way, because that is hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told, on occasion, that I have a somewhat distinctive manner of moving. I tend to wobble and drift around, like I can't quite balance, which is funny since I almost always stand on one foot when I'm still. I like to think I'm just keeping myself off guard that way I can eventually fall and forget to hit the ground. Thus achieving flight.

They may also notice that I am not on fire and also wearing clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When it comes to books I am drawn by weird, strange, and alien worlds. Some authors who do this well are: China Meiville, Jeff VanderMeer, Jedediah Berry, Mark Z. Danielewski, Neal Stephenson, and of course H.P. Lovecraft. If I had to choose a few books by this lot, it would be Perdido Street Station, Kraken, City of Saints and Madmen, The Manual of Detection, and Anathem.

I watch SO MANY MOVIES, so this is tricky. Lets just say my tastes range from movies as bad as Troll 2 and all the way up to what I think of as incredible moves like The Fall and In Bruges. I love watching Rifftrax, and I think everyone should see Rubber at least once. Seriously, a killer tire in an absurd meta plot about movies? Must be seen. As for TV, similar standards, but with a massive lean toward cartoons. Cartoons like: Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Misadventures of Flapjack, and Adventure time. Also I watch far too much anime.

I like to keep my music library varied in both genre and region, so I drift around a lot sonically. Instrumental, metal, progressive, trance, drum and bass, and so much more from around the world.

As for food, I love to try new things and keep an altar to Alton Brown in my kitchen. I range from fancy to totally delicious in a bad for you kind of way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends.

2. My family. While utterly insane and fucked up in a delightful number of ways, they are still a support structure and dearly loved by me.

3. Books.

4. Movies. TV as well, you know, moving pictures.

5. Games. This covers computer, video, board, card, and role playing games.

6. My backpack, I keep almost everything in there I need to survive or keep myself entertained. Including marbles for floor traps.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a teleporter obliterates your atoms and reassembles another set of atoms exactly the same somewhere else, did you die? Do you care, if on an atomic level, you are the same right down to the memories?

I also, of course, day dream endlessly about having magic powers and going on incredible inter-dimensional adventures. Who doesn't though, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally I am playing games or watching movies with friends. Otherwise I am just enjoying some quiet time to myself by... playing a game or watching a movie. I have a bit of a theme here. I basically live at the movie theater, but usually on Tuesdays.

I could also be taking a walk or reading a book, gotta switch things up sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never seen The Godfather. I know. It's a horrible truth.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to! Or have questions! Or found a typo of some sort in here! Or know some terrible secret truth! The normal reasons.