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Ethereal_

29 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looks like it’s time to get vain in a manner that suggests otherwise. Fact: no one can really subjectively describe themselves without sounding like an idiot, me included. I am not here for sex. That last sentence was utter rubbish, but admitting it is more fun than typing it and trying to mean it. In reality, I’m here to cast out a net to catch someone real, yeah sex is nice but not the main goal here otherwise I wouldn’t be as brutally honest as possible. Honesty is a concept that is lost with most and I can't for the life of me figure out why. Since I'm in a new city, i'm in dire need of a solid core of awesome friends, because a fuck buddy won't make me chicken soup when i'm sick.

Just say what you’re thinking, what’s the worst that can happen? No one will like you? People will talk shit about how real you are? Your dog will stop being excited for you when you come home? What? A Strong woman speaks her mind, girls mind their speaking. I know what i want. Do you?

I'm mainly trying to find people to laugh with. I've been here a year and some change, still not looking back.

I also like long walks on the beach, and mojitos and shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building my portfolio, making a name for myself with the pictures I take and telling stories with the lens. Making new friends every chance i get, making you and the rest of the world laugh every chance i get. Road-tripping. Getting lost in France, bottle of wine in hand singing Elliot Smith off key. Screaming at the top of my lungs on a mountain top Garden State style.

I have fallen in love with my camera, do you love the camera? Maybe we can have a private shoot. When I say I love my camera I mean being behind it, but if you love being in front of it I think we will get along quite well.

I’m getting lost, I’m finding Waldo, I’m not trying to make sense when i don’t have to. I’m finding the best part of people so i can love them on a deeper level (superficially speaking). I’m a photographer, if you really need a title so badly. I’m alive and kicking why isn’t that enough? I’m awake and if you know what i mean by that without asking then you’re already on my good side. I have a shit ton of projects i want to finish and I want your help, you face, your input. I’m always on the hunt for a muse, shooting buddy, an escape from this place as it continues to not make any fucking sense. I’m constantly creating and if you are too then we need to get together and get proud of something before the sun comes up. I was primarily trained as a high fashion photographer so that means that I am completely tired of what is considered to be conventional beauty, I like curvy women, because someone told me saying “i like fat chicks” wasn’t a good thing to put on here, so i won’t.

To answer your question OKC, i’m making a mess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
What the fuck kind of question is this OKC? I’m good at everything, thats why i'm looking for love on the internet. I just stick with what i’m interested in and that is making some damn good art. I have all my teeth, so chewing. I’m also really good at being myself, if that means nothing to you then obviously there's someone out there better at being you than you are.

Don't try to disarm my logic with crazy, I'll laugh in your face. All the crazy girls in my past are right where they need to be...the past...or a strip club, because self-esteem doesn't grow on trees.

Talking things out and making sense of the senseless. Delving into the core of any given complex situation and over time reconfiguring it to fit my needs, or yours.

Toying with social norms, people take themselves way to seriously. If I can offend at least 10 people a day just to jar the senses I would, we are so wonderful as people we just need to remember to be human and stop bitching. Im not a player, i just breach a lot.

Just really connecting with people is what i love.

Maybe i just should have said i’m really good at moonwalking 0.o
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You can't trick me okcupid, this is that part were girls reading my profile get a chance to see what attributes i think people notice first, which if you think about it is rather vain, because i'm not other people and I don't ask people what they saw/and/or noticed first about me and/or my personality so in reality how the fuck should i know?

Periodically, when ignorance meets tactlessness the phrase "you don't sound black'' falls out of someone's mouth. People who voice this observation aren't really worth my time.

I look a lot younger than i am, for one. I still get carded by bartenders i use to tutor which is either sad or whimsical i haven't decided yet.

Also, people always notice my thick British accent, unless they’re a theater major, then they notice my fake British accent.

I have a smile, and if i like you i wink a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
{a}My favorite author was chuck palahniuk, and his book Invisible monsters is one of my favorites, but I'm a little disappointed with his work of late. David Sadaris,Agustin Burroughs,Ginsberg, Wolfe, Vonnegut, Kerouac and Leary just to name a few. Transmetropolitan, Y the last man.

{b} Movies I've enjoyed in the past were: Donie Darko, Reqrium for a Dream, City of God, Spiderman, Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind and all of the evil dead series.

{c},Admiral Bailey & Mad Cobra,Aesop Rock,Air,Alison Krauss,All Time Quarterback,Amon Tobin,Aqualung,Arcade Fire,Architecture in Helsinki,Arctic Monkeys,Artefact,At the Drive-In, Atmosphere,Azure Ray,Basement Jaxx,Bayside,Beck,Ben Folds Five,Ben Gibbard,Bjork,Bloc Party,Blockhead,,Blondie,Broadcast,Cake,Camera Obscura,Cannibal Ox,Cat Power,Ciara,Circa Survive,Daft Punk,Damien Rice,Death Cab for Cutie,Dido,Elliott Smith,Eminem,Fat Freddy's Drop,Fatboy Slim,Feist,Fiona Apple,Fischerspooner,Flying Lizards,Frou Frou,Fugees,Gabriel & Dresden,Goldfrapp,Gorillaz,Hot Chip,Hot Hot Heat,Imogen Heap,Incubus,Interpol,Interpool,Islands,James Brown,Jamiroquai,Jem,Jets to Brazil,Justin Timberlake,Kate Havnevik,Kenna,Kings of Convenience,Kings Of Leon,Lady Sovereign,Ladytron,Le Tigre,Led Zeplin,Lily Allen,M.I.A.,M83,Massive Attack,Metric,Mindless Self Indulgence,Minus the Bear,Mirah,Missy Elliott,Moby,Modest Mouse,Monocaio,Moving Units,Muse,New Order,Nine Inch Nails,Oleander,Out Hud,Outkast,Peter Bjorn And John,Pinback,Pink Floyd,Placebo,Poloroid,Portishead,Q And Not U,Queen,R.E.M,R.E.M.,Radiohead,Ratatat, Regina Spektor,RJD2,Robots in Disguise,Rock Kills Kid,Roisin Murphy,Röyksopp Kate Havnevik,Santogold,Secret Machines,She Wants Revenge,Sia Furler,Silversun Pickups,Sneaker Pimps,Spoon,Stevie Wonder,Sublime,T-Bone Walker,Taking Back Sunday,Tears For Fears,Tegan and Sara,Telepopmusik,The BLOW,The Books,The Cat Empire,The Cranberries,The Doors,The Dresden Dolls,The Engine Room,The Faint,The Fugees,The Killers,The Mars Volta,The Police,The Postal Service,The Rapture,The Silos,The Spill Canvas,The Theme From,The Theme to,The Unicorns,The Used,Thievery Corporation,VHS or Beta, Wax Poetic,We Are Scientists,White Town,Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and yes, i just copy and pasted my ipod artist list. {d}...anything Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Music

2.Conversation

3. Live shows

4. Smash Brothers

5. Puns

6. snarky women
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The opposite sex, and trying to master your trickery and apply it to my own thought process.

But mostly how fundamentalism ruins awesome people, so if you're reading this with a cross around your neck were probably not going to have sex, mainly because I find it hard to preform with Jesus watching.

Also, I'm really into sustainable living, so if you're an agriculture genius or a permaculture wiz hit me up!

Edit* I've noticed girls putting shit like "I just really like to geek out" or "I'm kinda nerdy, tee hee" Sounds like an unintentional disclaimer, this is Seattle we're all nerdy for fuck sake. "Lets play some MTG and fool around" because that's how us geeks get down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing with middle aged women, making them feel 20 again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat cheese when I'm depressed. I like to watch movies starring Maria Cary. My dreams for the future involve batons. One day I hope to star in my own one-man show about the hardships of Multiple personalities in America consoled only by frequent open mics revolving specifically around tofu-based product. Sometimes I cry for no reason and then I realize that the reason is because Matlock is no longer on television. I watch court TV not for the litigation-related drama but more so so i can find new fashion tips. My favorite make-up purveyor is Revlon. I enjoy long walks on the sidewalk. My ultimate dream is to be a featured singer on American Idol. My favorite animal is the duck-billed platypus. I dress up like Shakira to go to her concerts and squeal if she happens to make eye contact with me...maybe i just should have said "i like Shakira"

I think Astrology is complete bullshit, i know half of the women reading this and all the gay men take great offense to this statement but I'm afraid i couldn't give a shit.

Green eyes are my kryptonite.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You knew i was kidding about that last question, you have awesome curves, or if you like skinny guys with a sense of humor. I love my video games, so if you wanna learn or play with me that works too, (no) pun intended. If you're looking for a good time whether it be in a friend, a free photo shoot or a people watching partner.

I made my opener to this profile harsh and somewhat repulsive on purpose, just so you get a clear view of both the best and worst my personality has to offer, if you made it this far you're clearly a masochist, or fucking awesome.

I'm not here for spits and wiggles so you should message me if you're wittier than most with a fat ass.

please message me if you think the whole meeting in some bar bores the shit outta you but you find yourself doing it any way just because we as people don't really know how to get to the important parts of each others personalitlies in a more effienct and intimate fasion, because that way we could find a better way to do so. Together. Send on over a message if you're NSPP. I wanna meet you!

P.S. nice booties are deffinatly not a prerequresit in any case, just wanted to make that clear.

Thank you, for my time.

(Edit) Ok, let's spark notes this shit:
Firey Redheads? Yes please.
Tattoo sleeves
Piercings
Funky hair
Eclectic vocabulary
Glasses
Dreads
Big butt
Likes to play outside
geekish
Nice fanny.
Roller derby ladies have a special place in my heart.

Do not message me if:
You are unable to tackle the concept of subjectivity.
You want to have a one night stand with me without saying so, that's just rude.
you are not so affectionate.
you are materialistic.
you are impatient.
you had to google any word in this profile.

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