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Browncoat-Nerd

31 M Scarborough, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a younger, urban Ron Swanson. Libertarian(ish), debonair, with fantastic facial hair and a love for things made of wood..well, books were made from wood at some point in their history.

I have a very active and sarcastic wit. I can act like a gentleman, but I will likely slap your ass as I hold the door open for you. I love interesting conversation on esoteric historical movements over a beer or three and I wear glasses like a man.

I have learned that it is much, much better to meet in person than go through endless emails. That whole chemistry thing is important.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a good amount; punching hippies and mocking hipsters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reaching the top shelf. So that short people cannot touch my things.

And stubbing my toes. I am REALLY good at doing that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am that guy wearing shorts outside in the winter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Alasdair MacIntyre: After Virtue; George Grant: English Speaking Justice, Technology and Justice; Allan Bloom: Closing of the American Mind; Paul Kennedy: The Rise and Fall of the Great Powers; Henry Kissinger: Diplomacy; Plato: The Republic, The Apology, The Symposium; Mike Resnick: The Empire of Man Series; Jim Butcher: The Dresden Files; John Scalzi; J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series; Brandon Sanderson: The Stormlight Archive -

Tv Shows: Community, Modern Family, Fringe, Suits, Firefly and Dr. Who. Recently fell in love with Archer and It's Always Sunny. Enjoys American Pickers, Storage Wars, Auction Hunters. Favorite show of all time might be The Wire.

Movies: Shadowlands, Fog of War, To End All Wars, Iron Giant, The Mission, Conspiracy, Kung Fu Panda 1&2, Children of Men

Music: You're welcome http://vidmax.com/video/67383-IceJFish-drops-his-new-tune-like-a-fresh-hot-deuce-
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Not wearing pants
2. Terribly awesome youtube videos
3. Jeffster
4. Candy from strangers
5. Growing beards in a moment of passion
6. The Ballad of Serenity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
They brought back Arrested Development...so when is Firefly coming back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reverse Stripping. I start out naked and people pay me money to put clothes on. I have paid for 34 disadvantaged kids to attend Harvard by doing this. You're welcome Karma. Unfortunately, Rob Ford has not responded to my invitation for this as a charity event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Never thought I would be involved in a bar fight where "then he took off his legs" was a plausible strategy...

Also, I have the amazing ability to snore myself awake!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy the heft of a book.

You have helper monkey's to spare.

King Joffrey is dead. Read the books.