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32 Scarborough, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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I am a younger, urban Ron Swanson. Debonair, with facial hair like velvet and a love for things made of wood..well, books were made from wood at some point in their history.

My friend would describe me as: 'Crap, who invited that asshole? All he does is drink my beer and eat all the pizza.'

I have a very active and sarcastic wit. I can act like a gentleman, but I will likely slap your ass as I hold the door open for you. I love interesting conversation on esoteric historical movements over a beer or three and I wear glasses like a man.
What I’m doing with my life
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Youtube famous.
I’m really good at
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Reaching the top shelf. So that short people cannot touch my things.

And stubbing my toes. I am REALLY good at doing that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am that guy wearing shorts outside in the winter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alasdair MacIntyre: After Virtue; George Grant: English Speaking Justice, Technology and Justice; Allan Bloom: Closing of the American Mind; Paul Kennedy: The Rise and Fall of the Great Powers; Henry Kissinger: Diplomacy; Plato: The Republic, The Apology, The Symposium; Mike Resnick: The Empire of Man Series; Jim Butcher: The Dresden Files; John Scalzi; J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series; Brandon Sanderson: The Stormlight Archive -

Tv Shows: Community, Modern Family, Fringe, Suits, Firefly and Dr. Who. Recently fell in love with Archer and It's Always Sunny. Enjoys American Pickers, Storage Wars, Auction Hunters. Favorite show of all time might be The Wire.

Movies: Shadowlands, Fog of War, To End All Wars, Iron Giant, The Mission, Conspiracy, Kung Fu Panda 1&2, Children of Men
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Not wearing pants
2. Terribly awesome youtube videos
3. Jeffster
4. Candy from strangers
5. Growing beards in a moment of passion
6. The Ballad of Serenity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
They brought back Arrested when is Firefly coming back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being thirsty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just got Netflix. See you in October.
You should message me if
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My OKC account was glitched and none of my messages were sent for the past month. I totally have proof of it too!