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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 26, 2014
Open relationship
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A dreamer. An artist. An anti social people person. A burner trying get home. I favor sarcasm and self nullifying humor but its not a confidence game, i really do just think I'm funny.

Also, my plans to take over the world are frequently thwarted by inanimate objects.
What I’m doing with my life
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Spending as much time as possible on the torch. I've been blowing glass for going on five years now and have recently turned a 'hobby' into a 'job'.

In my free time I've been practicing flow arts, amusing myself with burn festivals and random bursts of torrented television, most of it either British or Sci Fi. The best of it tending to be both. I'm also trying to get back into the rave/electronica scene.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puns, word play, snark, verbal sparing and making an intelligent mess of language in general.

Being me. I may not fit into societies mold but for the first time in a long time i feel at home in my own skin.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The balls in my hand. No seriously, i contact juggle, i have a habit of practicing whenever I'm walking about. For the (most everyone) who's never heard of contact juggling, just think actual juggling with the ball never leaving contact with the skin. Better yet google it, there are some amazing videos online. I've recently started doing this while it's on fire. :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I currently watch very little tv and spend my time being active.

Big into sci fi.

TV: Dr. Who, Eureka, Dune, Farscape, Firefly (anything Joss Whedon), Jekyll, Sliders, Stargate Atlantis & Universe, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, etc.

Movies: The Firth Element, District 9, Hackers, The Riddick saga, anything with Kevin Spacey in it, alot of 80's and early 90's cheese and 1,000 bonus points if you've ever seen Johnny Dangerously.

Books: Piers Anthony, Douglas Adams, Jim Butcher, Terry Brooks, Orson Scott Card, Glen Cook, Gordon R Dickson, George R R Martin, Larry Niven and many, many more.

Music: To be updated later, a vast and varied assortment of everything from the dawn of time to about 2003. I listen to very little modern 'music'. Short list, shpongle, tool, NoFx, indy rock (genre). Most often listening to Pandora set to basically a universal random shuffle all.

I'm also a gamer. Primarily Xbox though I've got almost every system somewhere. I don't play much anymore but im always down for drunken rockband.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book, audio or physical copy
A trusted friend
A car (read freedom)
Some form of technology. Gadgets, gizmos and the like
A ball. Anything roundish will usually do
and to make it an even 6 we'll add pants. I don't really like pants and i think the world would be a better place without them but apparently that's just me.

Bonus: The 4 things i never leave the house without are: keys, wallet, cell phone and a hacky sack (hey, you never know)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything. Seriously, everything. The hamster in my brains a nut. I think and would be willing to talk (at length) about everything but religion and politics. I have an opinion on both but lets be honest, no one is swayed. Aint no sense worrying about things ya can't change and all that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the past and hopefully the future, going out to find random adventures and racing dawn. This summer has added burn festivals to the list and Friday is usually big as everyone is still clean and well slept.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My life is upside down and overflowing with unknowns and I haven't been this happy in a very long time.
You should message me if
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You think I'm funny. It's ok to lie.

But seriously...
If you need a good friend, like good conversation and are not put off by a bit of crazy...

I'm aggressively easy going, if you love something that seems a million miles from my norm i would do it just to say its done. You don't have to be a perfect match to get along and while love and or sex would be nice, I'm most interested in expanding my world. And hey, if every thing works out, i may just expand yours a bit as well.