A hopeless dreamer. A starved artist. An anti social people person. I also like cheddar.

The smartest thing about me is my mouth and some days i feel like the living embodiment of wasted potential. Or perhaps the wasted embodiment of living potential?

I'm a reformed know it all, a little jaded around the edges but keep soldiering on anyway. You may notice i favor sarcasm and self nullifying humor, its not a confidence game, i really do just think I'm funny.

I'm a fun loving, far ranging, raver, dreamer, lover, and liver (as in 'being' not 'organ'). Unfortunately the far roaming bit is a little hard on the body and the wallet so I’m taking some time off to recoup. Don't worry I can always take over the world next week.

I work for the State of NY and it's draining my soul *tear*. I own a two family house which is great, it's like having room mates you never have to see and are legally obligated to pay rent on time.

Most recently I've been learning to blow glass. Nothing too fancy yet but I'm in the shop plugging away 3-5 days a week and getting better all the time.

In my free time I've been amusing myself with video games and random bursts of torrented television, all of it either British or Sci Fi. With the best of it tending to be both. I'm trying to get back into the rave/electronica scene but having trouble finding options near me.

Being me. I may not fit into societies mold but for the first time in a long time i feel at home in my own skin. Life is an adventure and while i may have sat the bench for a few years I'm not going to waste any more of them.

Also, puns. Word play, verbal sparing and making an intelligent mess of language in general.

The balls in my hand. No seriously, i contact juggle, i have a habit of practicing whenever I'm walking about. For the (most everyone) who's never heard of contact juggling, just think actual juggling with the ball never leaving contact with the skin. Better yet google it, there are some amazing videos online.

Big into sci fi.

TV: Dr. Who, Eureka, Dune, Farscape, Firefly (anything Joss Whedon), Jekyll, Sliders, Stargate Atlantis & Universe, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, etc.

Movies: The Firth Element, District 9, Hackers, The Riddick saga (there are 3) anything with Kevin Spacey in it, alot of 80's and early 90's cheese and 1,000 bonus points if you've actually seen Johnny Dangerously.

Books: Piers Anthony, Douglas Adams, Jim Butcher, Terry Brooks, Orson Scott Card, Glen Cook, Gordon R Dickson, George R R Martin, Larry Niven and many, many more.

Music: To be updated later, a vast and varied assortment of everything from the dawn of time to about 2003. I listen to very little modern 'music'. Short list, tool, NoFx, indy rock (genre).

I'm also a gamer. Primarily Xbox though I've got almost every system somewhere. I play just about everything but sports, I'm not against them in real life but when its fake it just doesn't do it for me. Currently playing Arkham City, Skyrim, and drunken rockband when i can get people over for it.

A good book, audio or physical copy
A trusted friend
A car (read freedom)
Some form of technology. Gadgets, gizmos and the like
A ball. Anything roundish will usually do
and to make it an even 6 we'll add pants. I don't really like pants and i think the world would be a better place without them but apparently that's just me.

Bonus: The 4 things i never leave the house without are: keys, wallet, cell phone and a hacky sack (hey, you never know)

Life, the universe and everything. Seriously, everything. The hamster in my brains a nut. I think and would be willing to talk (at length) about everything but religion and politics. I have an opinion on both but lets be honest, no one is swayed. Aint no sense worrying about things ya cant change and all that.

In the past and hopefully the future, going out to raves, finding random adventures and racing dawn. Currently its more like a cup of tea and a game or movie. While i enjoy both equally i could use a lot more column A in my life right now.

Is not appropriate for casual viewing. However, if you want to swap stories, ill race you to the bottom!

You think I'm funny. It's ok to lie.

But seriously...
If you need a good friend, like good conversation and are not put off by a bit of crazy...

I'm aggressively easy going, if you love something that seems a million miles from my norm i would do it just to say its done. You don't have to be a perfect match to get along and while love and or sex would be nice, I'm most interested in expanding my world. And hey, if every thing works out, i may just expand yours a bit as well.