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Evan-the-viking

30 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Khmer (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am erasing all my personality question things and starting from scratch.

I never know what to say here... Yeah, yeah, I know; everyone says that. The thing is I DO have a lot to say, I just don't want to bore you. I'll make a happy-go-lucky profile only to get irritated that it doesn't sound serious enough.... and well, the same is true for the inverse.

IDEA! I'll tell two jokes... One will be intelligent, one will be stupid. That works, right??? I'll let you decide which is which.

1) Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor! (read as "meat"ier)

2) An electron and a positron go into a bar.
Positron: "You're round."
Electron: "Are you sure?"
Positron: "I'm positive."
What I’m doing with my life
Just finding my place out there! Looking for a relaxed friendship that may or may not develop into something more serious. It should be noted that "relaxed friendship" does not mean a fling. I am not looking for a quickie.
I’m really good at
Working with my hands, fishing, making people smile
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile (or my height - 6'4"), or my aura of supreme awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Terry Pratchet or Stephen Hawking. Star Wars books (specifically the Thrawn trilogy), LOTR, The Giver, Dune, Once A Runner, Dark Tower series, Running With the Buffalos. I also was recently introduced to the Hyperion series - pretty freakin' sweet those. Also Ender's Game (not to be confused with the movie. I haven't seen it yet, though I want to).

Movies: Star Wars trilogy (note: I said TRILOGY, meaning THREE... The 'good' three), Tree of Life (my Old Man is in it!), The Hobbit, Big Trouble in Little China, Little Nicky, Army of Darkness, Pitch Black (though I'm not really sure why), Groove, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride (I'm straight I swear!), Blues Brothers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ace Ventura, Airplane I and II, Pan's Labyrinth, Predator, and the list goes on...

Music (alphabetical order): Adam Freeland, Air, Aphex Twin, Armin Van Buuren, Bad Boy Bill, Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Fold's Five, Benny Benassi, Biggie, Biz Markie, Bjork, Bossa 'n Stones, Brit Brit ;), BT, Busta Rhymes, Cake, Chemical Brothers, Collie Buddz, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Daft Punk, Daft Punk, David Allan Coe, Deadmau5, Depeche Mode, Dj Yoda, DJ Z-trip, The Doors, Duran Duran, Easy Star All-Stars, Eminem, Evil Nine, Fleetwood Mac, Gorillaz, Gotye, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Jamiroquai, John Digweed, JT, LCD Soundsystem, Lenny Kravitz, Little Boots, Marilyn Manson, Matt Darey, mc Chris, Merle Haggard, Michael Jackson, Morcheeba, Nine Inch Nails, Skrillex, Tribe Called Quest, Tupac, Ugly Duckling, Wax Tailor, Way Out West, Waylon Jennings, Willie
The six things I could never do without
1. Butters
2. Star Wars
3. Chicken enchiladas with hatch green chili sauce from Chuy's
4. Music
5. Legos (yep. Legos.)
6. Hmm.... I don't know. You, maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the average fingernail is wider than the average toenail (excluding the big toe), and yet toenail clippers have the wider blades.

Can two people make love without being in love?

If you're traveling faster than the speed of light (hypothetically!), and you looked behind yourself, could you see anything?...

Stage 3: Profit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very embarrassed by my feet and am not particularly a fan of anybody else's.

Addendum: My feet are perfectly normal, I just think they're gross.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can come up with a question or have an interesting story to tell, or if the only times you make a duck face is when you're making fun of it.

Also, just because I'm polite it doesn't mean I'm in love with you, so you can relax. There are still some nice guys out there... Just sayin'.