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Evan-the-viking

30 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Khmer (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Like dumb jokes? Willing to punch a random stranger for a good friend? How about a crazy strole down make-good-memories lane???

I am a happy-go-lucky guy. I always try to smile and help whomever I can however possible (well, unless you're a douche...). I work a LOT, and as much as I may hate my job from time to time I take a lot of pride in my work and enjoy a good attic crawl on occasion.

Humor=good :)

Okay, girls... Before you read any more I have a few points I'd like to make:

1) It really is okay to say no... I'm a big boy and my feelings won't be hurt. It is so much easier NOT to play games. (And yes, dragging something out when you aren't interested is a game)...

2) If we decide to meet up and I suggest a date/time that won't work for you, I will assume you do not want to meet if you don't offer date/time back to me that will work. I'm all about reciprocating.

3) Please please please be creative in some way. Versatility is a must.

4) Be 420 friendly. I'm not a pot head. It helps me relax and sleep :).

5) Lastly, I mention a potential deal breaker in my "most embarrassing thing I'm willing to say" by saying I get bored sexually... This does not mean I'm into really crazy stuff (at least by vanilla standards). It also does not mean I'm a slut or would be unfaithful. I simply put the info in there because I want to make sure if I meet someone that they are sexually open minded and creative.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a big big company and can spend a big chunk of my day outside, in an attic, under a house or up a telephone pole. I know I mentioned my job earlier, but it is not, nor will it ever be my top priority.
I’m really good at
Working with my hands, fishing, making people smile
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile (or my height - 6'4"), or my aura of supreme awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Terry Pratchet or Stephen Hawking. Star Wars books (specifically the Thrawn trilogy), LOTR, The Giver, Dune, Once A Runner, Dark Tower series, Running With the Buffalos.

Movies: Star Wars trilogy (note: I said TRILOGY, meaning THREE... The 'good' three), Tree of Life (my Old Man is in it!), The Hobbit, Big Trouble in Little China, Little Nicky, Army of Darkness, Pitch Black (though I'm not really sure why), Groove, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride (I'm straight I swear!), Blues Brothers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ace Ventura, Airplane I and II, Pan's Labyrinth, Predator, and the list goes on...

Music (alphabetical order): Adam Freeland, Air, Aphex Twin, Armin Van Buuren, Bad Boy Bill, Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Fold's Five, Benny Benassi, Biggie, Biz Markie, Bjork, Bossa 'n Stones, Brit Brit ;), BT, Busta Rhymes, Cake, Chemical Brothers, Collie Buddz, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Daft Punk, Daft Punk, David Allan Coe, Deadmau5, Depeche Mode, Dj Yoda, DJ Z-trip, The Doors, Duran Duran, Easy Star All-Stars, Eminem, Evil Nine, Fleetwood Mac, Gorillaz, Gotye, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Jamiroquai, John Digweed, JT, LCD Soundsystem, Lenny Kravitz, Little Boots, Marilyn Manson, Matt Darey, mc Chris, Merle Haggard, Michael Jackson, Morcheeba, Nine Inch Nails, Skrillex, Tribe Called Quest, Tupac, Ugly Duckling, Wax Tailor, Way Out West, Waylon Jennings, Willie
The six things I could never do without
1. Butters
2. Star Wars
3. Chicken enchiladas with hatch green chili sauce from Chuy's
4. Music
5. The sauce
6. The 30 or so pounds of safety equipment I strap onto myself when I'm 30 feet up a telephone pole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the average fingernail is wider than the average toenail (excluding the big toe), and yet toenail clippers have the wider blades.

Can two people make love without being in love?

If you're traveling faster than the speed of light (hypothetically!), and you looked behind yourself, could you see anything?...

Stage 3: Profit
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, if I'm not working on Saturday, then I'm usually finding some way to blow off some steam; movies, bar, hanging out, playing games, going to the ranch and fishing :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very embarrassed by my feet and am not particularly a fan of anybody else's :/

Also I get bored sexually pretty easily. Creativity is a must. I'm probably the best behaved perv you could ever meet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can come up with a question or have an interesting story to tell, or if the only times you make a duck face is when you're making fun of it.

Also, just because I'm polite it doesn't mean I'm in love with you, so you can relax... Just sayin'.