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31 La Grange, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 16
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Khmer (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rewriting this again:

My best friend's wife described me as "a good man that needs a lap to fall asleep on."

It's funny because it's true... I'm a good man that tends to trust a little too easily; as a result I'm usually pretty quiet when first meeting someone - unless I'm drunk, of course.

I always try to look on the bright side of things and pride myself on my ability to see everything from more than one point of view. My mouth usually runs faster than my brain, so sometimes I say some pretty stupid stuff, but don't worry, it's 99% playful banter. The last 1% is spoilers for movies.

Also, be 420 friendly please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a carpenter and loving it. I spend most of my time in my shop working with wood (no pun intended) and pursuing my own path to happiness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working with my hands, fishing, making people smile
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile (or my height - 6'4"), or my aura of supreme awesomeness. I've also been told I have a nice butt :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Terry Pratchet or Stephen Hawking. Star Wars books (specifically the Thrawn trilogy), LOTR, The Giver, Dune, Once A Runner, Dark Tower series, Running With the Buffalos. I also was recently introduced to the Hyperion series - pretty freakin' sweet those. Also Ender's Game (not to be confused with the movie. I haven't seen it yet, though I want to).

Movies: Star Wars trilogy (note: I said TRILOGY, meaning THREE... The 'good' three), Tree of Life (my Old Man is in it!), The Hobbit, Big Trouble in Little China, Little Nicky, Army of Darkness, Pitch Black (though I'm not really sure why), Groove, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride (I'm straight I swear!), Blues Brothers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ace Ventura, Airplane I and II, Pan's Labyrinth, Predator, and the list goes on...

Music (alphabetical order): Adam Freeland, Air, Aphex Twin, Armin Van Buuren, Bad Boy Bill, Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Fold's Five, Benny Benassi, Biggie, Biz Markie, Bjork, Bossa 'n Stones, Brit Brit ;), BT, Busta Rhymes, Cake, Chemical Brothers, Collie Buddz, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Daft Punk, Daft Punk, David Allan Coe, Deadmau5, Depeche Mode, Dj Yoda, DJ Z-trip, The Doors, Duran Duran, Easy Star All-Stars, Eminem, Evil Nine, Fleetwood Mac, Gorillaz, Gotye, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Jamiroquai, John Digweed, JT, LCD Soundsystem, Lenny Kravitz, Little Boots, Marilyn Manson, Matt Darey, mc Chris, Merle Haggard, Michael Jackson, Morcheeba, Nine Inch Nails, Skrillex, Tribe Called Quest, Tupac, Ugly Duckling, Wax Tailor, Way Out West, Waylon Jennings, Willie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Butters
2. Star Wars
3. Wood and POWER TOOLS!!!
4. Music
5. Legos (yep. Legos.)
6. Hmm.... I don't know. You, maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the average fingernail is wider than the average toenail (excluding the big toe), and yet toenail clippers have the wider blades.

Can two people make love without being in love? Or vice versa?

If you're traveling faster than the speed of light (hypothetically!), and you looked behind yourself, could you see anything?...

Stage 3: Profit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I get drunk, I whistle when when I make "s" sounds. It's rare, but for some reason that's the only time I do it :P

I also have issues with touching. A quick hug, high-fives, things like that are no problem, but I basically need an invitation to do more than that. Don't worry though, once I'm comfortable around you it's all good... Also, I'm a very well behaved perv.
You should message me if
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You can come up with a question or have an interesting story to tell, or if the only times you make a duck face is when you're making fun of it.

Also, just because I'm polite it doesn't mean I'm in love with you, so you can relax. There are still some nice guys out there... Just sayin'.