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Evan3003

31 M Lakewood, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Music/movie/book nerd/geek/enthusiast with a newly rekindled lust for life and a desire to experience everything, even though prodding may be needed at first. Sarcasm surrounds a tender heart, which in turn is fed by arteries that pump ink and glass and exports, through arteries, unusual childish glee and absurdity.

Comfortable socializing until the early hours and staying in for days at a time. Board games and beer are two of my hobbies, only sometimes are they not connected.

I've been several people in my life so far, but I think I like the person I am now the best. Even if he fills out dating profiles like a pretentious asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in the editorial and communications field in a freelance capacity, which gives me plenty of time to learn about a lot of little different topics for a short period of time. Eventually, my head's going to get too cluttered with useless information and I'll just want to settle down at a firm somewhere.

I'm also searching for that balance point between finally enjoying things as they are now and pushing myself to improve for the future. It's very zen.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, dark, and mysterious. Or at least two out of the three. Alright, alright, one. I'm one of those things. Please stop bringing it up right away, okay?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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An ever-rotating list of the important and ephemeral. But, for now, I'll go with:

Music - Radiohead, the National, the Mountain Goats, TV on the Radio, Explosions in the Sky, Flying Lotus, and the Antlers.

Books - Chabon, Danielewski, Eggers, Klosterman, Salinger, Vowell, Vonnegut, D.F. Wallace, Bill Watterson. I think I've slid back into an "angry young man" phase. Yikes.

TV - Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, Breaking Bad, Venture Bros, The Wire, Bored to Death, Mad Men, Game of Thrones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think the deep thoughts... and about candy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching "Arrested Development," re-enacting scenes from "Arrested Development," and writing "Arrested Development" slash-fiction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm either much more mature for someone in my situation or much less mature than someone in my situation. I'm not yet quite sure which. I "aww" too easily at cute animals but am not too affected by gruesome violence in the news.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You're willing to go on an adventure. We may not all come back alive, but I'll make sure to say something nice at your wake.

Don't feel creeped out if I check your profile several times before messaging you: I'm just trying to think of something clever to say.