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Evan516

33 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My picture seems to be bacon... I am not actually bacon, I swear. I am a Sous Chef at a restaurant in Oakland, and I am an ambitious one at that, it is my intention in life to be a great man,but to do that I need a great woman behind me (Don't be mistaken though, I know it's a give and take, I also want to be her support) I am a constant self improver, I like to think my best years are ahead of me. I love my work, even though the schedule is lame, I get to practice my art all day, surrounded with people who feel the same. I am rarely lukewarm, when I find somthing I like it tends to become a focus. I can also have a tendency to be a bit of a goof ball, I have a somewhat strange sense of humor, but it keeps me happy (even if I'm the only one laughing in a crowded movie theatre ). I pretty surely qualify as a night owl, cooking is a nighttime gig, but I wake up early too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find new and awesome things to experience.
Looking for inspiration anywhere I might find it. Looking inward for... I'll know when I find it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping a cool head when everything is falling apart.
Fast reflexes.
Finding somthing funny that most people don't.
Daydreaming.
Seizing flashes of inspiration.
Being spontaneously exciteable.
Nocturnal activities...
Rainy day movie marathons, even better when I have someone to share the couch with.
Things people don't expect, at one point in time I held a 2nd degree black belt in Japanese fencing, I play a mean funk bass, and I can drive a racecar fairly well, but I can't juggle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very tall and affable, and girls tell me I have amazing eyes...no big deal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; Cabal, The Maltese Falcon, The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series, Red Harvest, The Dark Tower series
Movies; Too difficult to list individual movies, so I'll just list genres; Film Noir, grindhouse, Ghost movies, Heist movies, Dark comedy, French gangster movies, Horror movies, Spaghetti westerns, Thrillers, Goofy comedy... I could go on, but the point is, I really love movies.
Music; Difficult to pin down
Food; I love all food, and I am really adventurous about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Funny stories (I have no shortage of these)
Cheese (hopefully a vast variety)
Work to do (hard work keeps me sharp)
Leisure time (batteries need charging)
A gigantic comfy bed (that doesn't squeek and has some bounce to it)
New things to consume (both comestables and experiences)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New recipies and resturants I want to visit. New ways to give people pleasure, be it with food or...otherwise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no traditional Friday, I work when most people play and play when most people sleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like 80's music in a completley non-ironic way, don't judge me.
I just spent 20 minutes thinking about how funny the word "Ham" is especially in acronym form!
You should message me if
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you find me interesting.
you want pro to go to/critique resturants with, and you want to be fed off my spoon.
you think my pictures are sexy...especialy the bacon.
literally any other reason