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EvanDandy

33 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a man on the come. 2013 is going to be great! I can feel it. Getting healthy and entrepreneurship are definitely taking place for me this year and it's a fantastic feeling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pedagogical services.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love playing bass and singing in two bands. I love cooking. Joking, impersonating, and subverting are hobbies of mine. I totally dig on righteous indignation. I like to play my piano and guitar. I cook pretty well. I recently redesigned the interior of my apartment. I've been told I did a good job. I am a shameless goofball and I am really good at it. I am also really good at detecting when people confuse my kindness for stupidity. Then I eat their souls. I'm really good at that too. I'm GREAT at not giving a flying fuck about fashion. Ooo! I'm also good at making everyone feel welcome and warm.... I'm a provider, a host and a lover of luxury. I'm really good at making people feel like I care about them, and 99.9% of the time I genuinely do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. Curly and big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: All things Tolkien, All things Vonnegut...currently enjoying Chekhov and debating tackling Ulysses.

Films: The dude abides; all things Daniel Day Lewis, all things Coen brothers, all things PT and Wes Anderson. Sucker for sci fi, fantasy and superhero nonsense.

Music: Classic Rock, Early 90s (esp. Radiohead), love jazz, love classical. I could be spotted driving with the windows down blasting the 9th, stuck in traffic with Zeppelin, or zoning out to Geggy Tah.

Food: I am of Mediterranean descent. It's all fantastic- North African and Greek food is where it's at.

Shows: Breaking Bad. Big Love. Game of Thrones. Curb. Boardwalk Empire. HBO tends to get it right.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Love
2) Late night discussions with friends and booze or coffee where the subject matter meanders over hours of joyous exchange
3) Movies, music, literature and all things artistic
4) Performing
5) Witnessing a child's break though
6) Fine cuisine and wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Philosophy and politics.
-How wondrous is the mind of a child
-How much I value my friendships
-I have a weakness for women named Meghan, regardless of how it's spelled. (Meagan, Megan...)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Passing out by 10!!! Waking up 5 AM takes it's toll.... though I could be pushed more!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone ate my foreskin. Seriously. You can't judge me as I was only 8 days old and I had no control over the situation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you dig what you've read. you should NOT message me if you're one of those girls who, when getting a manicure, gets a different design on your ring finger. that's so fucking tacky. You should also NOT message me if you enjoy "exploring the city" or some other such nonsense. If yousay, for example, that the Oxford Comma is one of the things without which you cannot live, do not message me. If you have any ersatz overused shit in your profile, do not message me. Grrrr.