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EvanOT

29 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well hello there, hi, hello.

-I work in a restaurant, I couldn't really imagine not working in a restaurant.

-Im pretty blunt, I don't really see the point in tip toeing around things or masking them in ambiguity.

-Sometimes I can't tell if im being sarcastic or genuine.

-I really like bicycles...a lot, I ride a bike everyday.

-I talk about food..a lot...I don't really even associate food with eating anymore. Apparently this is not normal.

-I will judge you for having dietary restrictions/food
allergies, and probably berate you about them.
(Self diagnosed gluten allergy people, im looking at you)

-I am not a Giants fan.....I have no team allegiance and am not a fan of any sport in general. I will go to a hockey or baseball game if someone else buys my ticket so I can stuff my face with hot dogs and stadium nachos, but then I will get bored after an hour and want to leave. I can't think of anything else more uninteresting then going to a bar and watching a game on a television. I would rather go to the dentist.

-I don't work a 9-5, I never want to work one, I can't really date someone that does. I won't understand your job, how you get tired, and I won't understand your ambiguous job title. I work late and on a normal day I don't get up until 10:30. I don't go out on weekends.

-I hate brunch, don't talk me to about brunch, ask me where my favorite brunch spot is, or "how can you hate mimosas and french toast!?". Brunch is just a stupid thing white people made up so they can feel classy while getting drunk in the morning. Don't get me wrong, there are few things I love more than breakfast, but fuck brunch. (Only those of you who have had to go to work severely hung over to work a brunch shift will sympathize with me)

Well...don't I sound charming.
IM A NICE GUY I SWEAR I WILL LIKE TOTALLY OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU AND TELL YOU YOU'RE FINE WHEN YOU'RE FALLING AND PUKING EVERYWHERE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK IM SUCH A GENTLEMAN.

My instagram is more interesting than I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting stupid tattoos, covering everything in a thick coat of sarcasm, trying to eat everything.
I’m really good at
Being punctual. I am never late, even when I try to be I always show up at least 5 minutes early to whatever it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently my height, even though I don't feel tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:Kitchen Confidential, Medium Raw, The French Laundry, Momofuku, Bike Snob NYC

Shows/movies:Breaking bad, idiocracy, netflix.

Music: I just started collecting vinyl and its made me discover that my music tastes are kind of all over the place.
Smashing Pumpkins, Ratatat, Cut Copy, Death Cab For Cutie, ZZ Top, Joy Division, Washed out, Grimes
Last record purchased: M83
Food: Whatever is in season, pho, whiskey, tacos, ramen, fernet, EGGS, pork
The six things I could never do without
Food, Whiskey, Bicycle(s), Knife, music, chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Noodles. (Ramen, pho, soba, etc)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are an adventurous eater.

You aren't a techie. (I for one embrace the class war)

You show up to things on time. If you are one of those people who are constantly late then don't even bother. What the fuck is up with that? You aren't that important. Get your shit together.

vegan, vegetarian, pescatarian, gluten free, sober...yeah none of those work for me.