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EvanBrookes

24 Fort Worth, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Photography. Coffee. Beer. Foodie. Whisk(e)y. Music. Art. LGBTQ ally (Don't like it? Don't care. Don't message me). Feminist. Atheist. Secular Humanism. Science. Grilled cheese officianado. Public transportation advocate. Pro-choice. Pacifist.

Basically, if you're not super liberal or you're religious, we won't get along. Sorryboutcha.

IG: evanbrookes
Twitter: evanshannon
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full-time, and going to school part-time majoring in Small Business Management and Entrepreneurship.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Starting books and not finishing them. Shameful, I know.

Framing your art and tchotchkes and shit.

Not hiding my expressions of disgust and annoyance towards other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Cormac McCarthy, George Orwell, Khaled Husseini, Malcolm Gladwell, Albert Camus. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, the Narnia series, Harry Potter (I'm a child of the 90s). Also, I think The Great Gatsby is so incredibly overrated.

Magazines:
GQ, National Geographic, Architectural Record, Texas Monthly, Popular Photography, British Journal of Photography, The Atlantic, Huffington, Wired, Bloomberg Businessweek, This Old House

Movies:
Anything by Scorsese or Kubrick. Once, Munich, Star Wars IV-VI, Lord of the Rings, Shaun of the Dead, Murder by Death, Snatch, The Spy Who Came In From the Cold, Unforgiven, The Town, Gone Baby Gone, Mystic Rover, The Departed, Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom, Marvel, Pixar, Monty Python, Tarantino. Hitchcock: North by Northwest, Psycho, Strangers on a Train, Rebecca, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder. Birdman (or, The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), The Grand Budpest Hotel (or most Wes Anderson films), Alien, Aliens, Cronenberg movies, John Carpenter movies (especially The Fly and Big Trouble in Little China,

Shows:
Arrested Development, Scrubs, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Burn Notice, Boston Legal, Breaking Bad, Justified, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog, This Old House, Mad Men, Better Call Saul

Music:
The New Pornographers, Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis, The Black Keys, The Weepies, Blind Pilot, Radiohead, The Decemberists, Regina Spektor, Cults, Wye Oak, St. Vincent, Fitz and the Tantrums, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Jackson Browne, Spoon, Wilco, Rubblebucket, The Temper Trap, Balmorhea, Of Monsters And Men, The Lumineers, Wheeler Brothers, Beck, Tegan and Sara, The Rolling Stones, Shearwater, Haim, Lorde, Belle & Sebastian

Local bands:
Patriot, The Breakfast Machine, Animal Spirit, Ice Eater, Siberian Traps

Food:
Anything ethnic: Sushi, Thai, Chinese, Mediterranean, South American, Middle Eastern, Indian. Omnomnom.

(Note: I'm obviously a very adventurous eater, so if you aren't, barring health issues, it probably won't work. I thoroughly enjoy food, and appreciate all cuisines, and couldn't handle not being able to share that with my partner.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spotify
The gay agenda
Coffee
Pasta
Delicious craft beer
Delicious foods

Message me for the 6 things I CAN do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If there's a subreddit for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster called r/amen

How people can be so hateful in the name of Jesus.

Why people have such a huge issue with gay marriage. Just let people be happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving for Uber.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a liberal, non-religious, beer loving, pro-choice, anti-capital punishment, pro-marriage equality educated, not crazy, awesome person. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Don't be homophobic, racist, sexist, Islamophobic. Don't be shallow. Don't focus so much on body type.

Holy Rollers need not apply.