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EvanSisson

24 / M / straight / Single

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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I am artistic, flexable, and weird.

My Self-Summary

I started as a couple cells, turned into a sugar addict (which I am to this day), became an artist, then made myself into an animator. I grew up in Red Deer, when to University in Lethbridge and now work in Calgary. Thus goes the evolution of me selling out. Personality wise I am pretty weird. Rarely shy until it gets to serious things and then it takes awhile for the real me to come threw. I never get angry at anyone but myself. I almost always want to do the nice thing but I can be tough when it is for the greater good. Physically I am 6' 1", very fit. Blue eyes, blond hair the goes from short to long in yearly cycles, I like it long but I recognize short is more acceptable.

I grew up on an anchorage surrounded by rivers, valleys, hills and forests. I am very comfortable with nature and can still down in deep grass and not fuss about bugs wanting to climb on me as long as they keep away from my face (that's where I make my money!). I haven't traveled much but want to. I'm kind of waiting to find a soul mate to do so with.

What I’m doing with my life

I really love my job, I have a posh penthouse apartment and good friends. I sing, dance play videogames. I am trying to get back into painting and drawing and I've some theater acting this year. I like to sing all sorts of styles but my favorite is 70s prog rock epic type stuff. For dancing I am very prolific and expressive dancer but not very talented. Videogames I am great at except most sports games but thats just because they usually don't interest me. I've recently pulled out the paints (most of them are dried up) and painted my first real painting in 4 years. For drawing I am getting more into digital stuff and have recently bought a 8" x 10" wacom tablet that is awesome.

I am mostly writing this next paragraph to try to get the 1000 words that ok cupid wants me to do.

Right now I am working on a graphic novel as a hobby. It is about a hospital run by an evil woman who has discovered how to suck soul out of living tissue. This can be used to replenish similar tissue in other people. She is obsessed with youth and beauty. She skin is stretched through out her body using mechanical claps so so has a super face lift along with body lift. The hospital steals the life force from its patients body parts just as its dieing off and escaping the body. The protagonist is a guy who's intestines were being stolen when the process was interrupted. Most of the soul was being sucked out but it is still partially attached. It kind of floats outside his body body and acts as a super strong and stretchy limb. Since he no longer can digest food normally he has to eat life force to nourish himself. The hospital gets him to do is bidding by feeding him scrap unwanted life force. The owner's skin is so badly damaged from 70 years of medical procedures that she needs a lot of very youthful skin to fully repair it so she is planning on burning down a nearby orphanage to acquire it. When the protagonist finds out about the plans he decides he has to stop them.

If anyone has any suggestions or comments about my story I'd love to hear and answer them.

I’m really good at

3D animation, drawing, painting, art in general, being positive,hugs, listening, trying new things, learning, videogames, bending, I'd like to think I was good at dancing and singing but I probably am not. I think the positive is an important thing. What I do with problems is think how to solve them and if I can't I don't worry about them because there is nothing I can do then.

The first things people usually notice about me

Initially, either my fluffy long blond hair or how outgoing I am. I like to treat strangers as if they are my friend and that can surprise some people. I am nice but have a nervous energy. I'm not actually nervous just impatient with life and want to make it go as fast as possible.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am currently reading Steven King's It. I all the Harry Potter books and smart science fiction. I also enjoy reading a good history textbook but then again, who doesn't? My favorite movie of all time is Back to the Future. I like epic comedies like Ghostbusters and intelligent comedies like The Squid and the Whale. I also love a great corny horror movie. Music I like many different things from the 50s to know but the closer to 1970 the better for me. I'm not the biggest fan of food. I prefer liquid consumption. I am really into japanese foods right now.

The six things I could never do without

Air to breath, water to drink, food to eat, shelter to live in, gravity to keep me from floating away into space and Fabergé egg omelets as an unexpected silly answer. Lists of needs narrowly miss the list at number 7.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Pretty much everything. I think way too much like how far in a percentage I'm done a walk, if I could survive a fall from that place, doesn't that puddle look like something else, ect.

On a typical Friday night I am

Usually doing something with a friend but wishing I could just finally catch up on some sleep.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a bum hole. Gross huh?

You should message me if

You want to hear a bad joke.

If you are a Nigerian king who will give me a portion of your fortune if I help transfer your funds threw my bank account.

Suggest corny horror movies to watch.

Want to discuss art.

Pretty much anything, I'm super friendly.