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Evan_williams

33 Dix, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 22, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Irish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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...(Insert charming witticism here) My name is Wesley. I'm a man of many cliches, and contradictions, bad boy with a heart of gold... you know, all that crap. :) I love bad jokes, and good conversation. I'm extremely politically INcorrect. I'm also a blast to talk to (considering you're bored, or irrevocably drunk). Oh, and if you haven't noticed, I enjoy the self deprecating humor...and the thesaurus. :)

I am Naughty, unpredictable, and smiling
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, Reading, writing, acting in plays, listening to an obsene amount of music. trying to meet new, and interesting people on here, being a valuble member of society (That aspect not working out, by the way. lol), and being an all around intriguing Fellow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a ass out of myself,
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, my eyes, and could this be the most narcissistic question ever? Maybe...Am I asking myself hypothetical questions?...yes I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Einsteins' dreams by John Lightman, The last Valentine by James Michael Pratt( extremely corny, and romantic, but I like it anyway...so there you have it), and anything by William Shakespeare, or Dr. Suess :). Here lately I've been getting into some comics, like Dogwitch, JTHM, and Preacher.

Movies - Huge movie buff so it's hard to say.

Music - Pretty much anything depending on my mood. Mindless Self Indulgence, Frank Sinatra, The Dresden Dolls, Johnny Cash, Rasputina, The Ramones, Buddy Holly, Hank williams Sr. Tori Amos, and Say Anything, to name a few.

Food - Steak & baked potato *drools*, Most things that are deep fried, candy, anything that's truly bad for me really. The only exeption is fruit. I love fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lucky Strikes, Evan Williams Bourbon, My collection of strange clothing. Friends, Books, and the Internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking cigarettes, Drinking, Spending time with friends, Having pseudo philosophical conversations. Laughing...A LOT.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Kinky...That's as private as I want to get. ;)
You should message me if
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you're interested in crazy people...and if my profile has not scared you off.

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