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31 M Edison, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:55pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, i'm Evan and i am a graphic designer and a paintball player and an artist and a lover not a fighter but i'll fight if i have to and i'll win probably.

I like dancing, especially now that i know i'm not as bad at it as i thought i was. the coat check guy at Empire Rooftop even gave me a compliment once.

I'll pretend to like martinis if i'm in a situation where everyone's drinking one and not Magic Hat #9. I don't know what that guest bartender in my bartending class was talking about, Bombay Sapphire is flipping disgusting.

I'm a huge comic book nerd, mainly Deadpool.

I like Volbeat, System of a Down and Streetlight Manifesto as my 3 fav bands.

I am on a tournament paintball team and i'm out on the field with them every sunday morning/early afternoon. part of one day a week to let it all out and do something i love with some great teammates/friends? good deal.

i'm also in the middle of starting a business because i love doing custom designs for people and i wanna sell cool clothes that people love.

Date me because i'm fun and i'm handsome and a gentleman and extremely goal-oriented and financially secure and creatively-romantic and because we can go on many adventures together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Corporate graphic design (vitamin company)
Freelance graphic design
Starting a business
Working out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking Spanish (i come from a Hispanic household)
Memorizing parts of stand-up comedy shows
Making people laugh
Being adventurous
Graphic Design
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm blonde
I'm tall
I wear glasses
I have a tail ... Just kidding. I don't really have a tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Gorillaz: Rise of the Ogre
- How to Win Friends and Influence People in the Digital Age
- The Breadwinner
- anything about cooking
- CIA: Secrets of the Company

- All things Tarantino
- Comic book movies
- Clue
- A Night at the Roxbury
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Curse of the Jade Scorpion
- Spy Game
- Star Wars
- Fight Club
- Phone Booth
- Dredd
- Whatever i find on Netflix that intrigues me

- Arrow
- Impractical Jokers
- Blue Bloods
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- South Park
- Futurama
- Basically all of mid-2000's Comedy Central programming (RIP)
- Spy vs. Spy on Mad TV
- Mythbusters (it's like Snopes, but on TV)
- cooking shows sometimes

- System of a Down
- Volbeat
- Big D and the Kids Table
- Streetlight Manifesto
- Reel Big Fish
- Goldfinger
- Korn

- All.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything at the same time. I have some pretty funky A.D.D.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, at my apartment, where i live. My roommate's name is Netflix. We chill a lot together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i wanna go for a walk in the park at night and slow dance to Crazy by Patsy Cline with my date under the moonlight.

There. I said it.
You should message me if
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Here's the deal: i have a lot to offer romantically and spontaneously in addition to my hard-earned independence, and i'm looking for someone who will appreciate it and me. So here are a few things that i would like which should help the two of us in our potential journey:

- You live in NJ

- You're honest

- You're independent

- You're not boring

- You like talking on the phone better than texting

- You have a cool/interesting hobby that we can talk about

- You won't act like we're two peas in a pod for a week and then inexplicably vanish from contact; i'm not made of glass, you can tell me if you don't like me

- You don't play games (see above)

- You'll help me contribute to alleviating awkward silences (relationships are a team-effort!)

- You're in shape and take care of yourself