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EvanisGreat1151

31 M Edison, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, i'm Evan and i am a graphic designer and a paintball player and an artist and a lover not a fighter but i'll fight if i have to and i'll win probably.

I like dancing, especially now that i know i'm not as bad at it as i thought i was. the coat check guy at Empire Rooftop even gave me a compliment once.

I'll pretend to like martinis if i'm in a situation where everyone's drinking one and not Magic Hat #9. I don't know what that guest bartender in my bartending class was talking about, Bombay Sapphire is flipping disgusting.

I'm a huge comic book nerd, mainly Deadpool.

I like Volbeat, System of a Down and Streetlight Manifesto as my 3 fav bands.

I am on a tournament paintball team and i'm out on the field with them every sunday morning/early afternoon. part of one day a week to let it all out and do something i love with some great teammates/friends? good deal.

i'm also in the middle of starting a business because i love doing custom designs for people and i wanna sell cool clothes that people love.

Date me because i'm fun and i'm handsome and a gentleman and extremely goal-oriented and financially secure and creatively-romantic and because we can go on many adventures together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Corporate graphic design (vitamin company)
Freelance graphic design
Starting a business
Working out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking Spanish (i come from a Hispanic household)
Memorizing parts of stand-up comedy shows
Making people laugh
Being adventurous
Graphic Design
Paintball
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm blonde
I'm tall
I wear glasses
I have a tail ... Just kidding. I don't really have a tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
- Gorillaz: Rise of the Ogre
- How to Win Friends and Influence People in the Digital Age
- The Breadwinner
- anything about cooking
- CIA: Secrets of the Company

Movies:
- All things Tarantino
- Comic book movies
- Clue
- A Night at the Roxbury
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Curse of the Jade Scorpion
- Spy Game
- Star Wars
- Fight Club
- Phone Booth
- Dredd
- Whatever i find on Netflix that intrigues me

Shows:
- Arrow
- Impractical Jokers
- Blue Bloods
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- South Park
- Futurama
- Basically all of mid-2000's Comedy Central programming (RIP)
- Spy vs. Spy on Mad TV
- Mythbusters (it's like Snopes, but on TV)
- cooking shows sometimes

Music:
- System of a Down
- Volbeat
- Big D and the Kids Table
- Streetlight Manifesto
- NIN
- Reel Big Fish
- Goldfinger
- Korn

Food:
- All.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends
Comedy
Paintball
Art
Music
Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything at the same time. I have some pretty funky A.D.D.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, at my apartment, where i live. My roommate's name is Netflix. We chill a lot together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i wanna go for a walk in the park at night and slow dance to Crazy by Patsy Cline with my date under the moonlight.

There. I said it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here's the deal: i have a lot to offer romantically and spontaneously in addition to my hard-earned independence, and i'm looking for someone who will appreciate it and me. So here are a few things that i would like which should help the two of us in our potential journey:

- You live in NJ

- You're honest

- You're independent

- You're not boring

- You like talking on the phone better than texting

- You have a cool/interesting hobby that we can talk about

- You won't act like we're two peas in a pod for a week and then inexplicably vanish from contact; i'm not made of glass, you can tell me if you don't like me

- You don't play games (see above)

- You'll help me contribute to alleviating awkward silences (relationships are a team-effort!)

- You're in shape and take care of yourself