Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, i'm Evan and i am a graphic designer and a paintball player and
an artist and a lover not a fighter but i'll fight if i have to and
i'll win probably.
I like dancing, especially now that i know i'm not as bad at it as
i thought i was. the coat check guy at Empire Rooftop even gave me
a compliment once.
I'll pretend to like martinis if i'm in a situation where
everyone's drinking one and not Magic Hat #9. I don't know what
that guest bartender in my bartending class was talking about,
Bombay Sapphire is flipping disgusting.
I'm a huge comic book nerd, mainly Deadpool.
I like Volbeat, System of a Down and Streetlight Manifesto as my 3
I am on a tournament paintball team and i'm out on the field with
them every sunday morning/early afternoon. part of one day a week
to let it all out and do something i love with some great
teammates/friends? good deal.
i'm also in the middle of starting a business because i love doing
custom designs for people and i wanna sell cool clothes that people
Date me because i'm fun and i'm handsome and a gentleman and
extremely goal-oriented and financially secure and
creatively-romantic and because we can go on many adventures
What I’m doing with my life
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Corporate graphic design (vitamin company)
Freelance graphic design
Starting a business
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking Spanish (i come from a Hispanic household)
Memorizing parts of stand-up comedy shows
Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear glasses
I have a tail ... Just kidding. I don't really have a tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- Gorillaz: Rise of the Ogre
- How to Win Friends and Influence People in the Digital Age
- The Breadwinner
- anything about cooking
- CIA: Secrets of the Company
- All things Tarantino
- Comic book movies
- A Night at the Roxbury
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Curse of the Jade Scorpion
- Spy Game
- Star Wars
- Fight Club
- Phone Booth
- Whatever i find on Netflix that intrigues me
- Impractical Jokers
- Blue Bloods
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- South Park
- Basically all of mid-2000's Comedy Central programming
- Spy vs. Spy on Mad TV
- Mythbusters (it's like Snopes, but on TV)
- cooking shows sometimes
- System of a Down
- Big D and the Kids Table
- Streetlight Manifesto
- Reel Big Fish
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything at the same time. I have some pretty funky A.D.D.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, at my apartment, where i live. My roommate's name is Netflix.
We chill a lot together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i wanna go for a walk in the park at night and slow dance to Crazy
by Patsy Cline with my date under the moonlight.
There. I said it.
You should message me if
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Here's the deal: i have a lot to offer romantically and
spontaneously in addition to my hard-earned independence, and i'm
looking for someone who will appreciate it and me. So here are a
few things that i would like which should help the two of us in our
- You live in NJ
- You're honest
- You're independent
- You're not boring
- You like talking on the phone better than texting
- You have a cool/interesting hobby that we can talk about
- You won't act like we're two peas in a pod for a week and then
inexplicably vanish from contact; i'm not made of glass, you can
tell me if you don't like me
- You don't play games (see above)
- You'll help me contribute to alleviating awkward silences
(relationships are a team-effort!)
- You're in shape and take care of yourself
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