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Evant0602

26 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:22pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pranks, lots of pranks. If we're dating, you should always be on edge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting PA school. So happy my career won't demand regular essay writing. In the meanwhile exploring the area - hiking, scuba diving, cheese creamery escapades, dancing, and taking my dog Wilfred everywhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dreaming up new adventures and challenges. I treasure my friends and family, and will lend an ear whenever they need me. Total extrovert and so spread my social needs over a ton of people - really, it's too much
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm stuffing my face with cheese and fresh bread.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Dad (I live vicariously through Roger), Bob's Burgers (I'm a total Lynn), Naruto, Game of Thrones, South Park

Food - try everything, and attempt at recreating it in the kitchen. Suggest a great restaurant, and you'll have my attention.
[Weaknesses - Ice Cream, Mac&Cheese, my grandmother's Koloura stuffed with feta and butter, and Traxana]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. goat cheese
2. adventures
3. farts
4. a good paring knife
5. "clear history" button
6. opportunities to be barefoot and shirtless
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death; morbid, I know. It keeps me appreciating today and not sweating (I sweat a lot) the little stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a weirdo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sweatpants and gym shorts are sexy
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're also a weirdo

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If you answered "yes" to "Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?" then you can stick a crowbar up your urethra