Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to spank Natalie Portman until she cries but I figure that's
normal and everyone feels that way.
I'm romantic but I tend to cover and protect that part of me by
being practical to the extreme. I'm never what I seem to be at
first glance. I'm intelligent and clever with a tendency toward
don't let that fool you into thinking that's all there is to
When can we legalize prostitution so that I can be Madame of my own
I'm torn between wanting to start my own commune... *cough* I mean
co-housing... and becoming the scary witch woman in the woods from
I like opinionated people with strong personalities and the brains
to back it all up.
The much younger version of myself was never really into the
mainstream version of male attractiveness. These days I sometimes
find myself struck dumb by those self same characteristics. Who
I am eclectic, eccentric, and earthy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to work with horses
I took seven years off in the middle of my college education. I
don't think that's what they meant by the seven year itch.
I just finished two, count 'em TWO, Bachelors of Science
!, mostly about plants. I'm
full of BS but I'm going to make some compost.
Right after I get done with this sitting around remembering how to
be human thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the person to go to for a unique solution to anything.
I've been told that I'm wise but that doesn't seem to help me very
The first things people usually notice about me
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I used to say my boobs, but lately I haven't been putting myself on
Maybe it's my amazing broad shoulders. Yes, I really could throw
you over my shoulder and walk off with you. Chances are I will if
you ask nicely or dare me.
I'm sure it's still the boobs. They're the size of compact cars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book is a damn hard question. The Blue Sword is one of
those I read often, sort of like mental comfort food.
Gormenghast. Baron Von Munchausen. Anything unexpected. Oh and any
of those early seventies movies with lots of nudity. I claim it's
the nudity that I like in them at least.
I'm not as music crazed as most people seem to be. Maybe I'm just
comfortable with silence. I am enjoying the eclectic nature of
KEXP. Also Takenobu makes me all squirmy.
Give me the sushi
and no one gets hurt!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm a plant and need light.
I can't get by with out an internet connection.
Orchard or Crispin's The Saint
An engrossing book.
The ability to disregard the rules when it suits me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I often ponder the nature of emotions and the way people interact.
I love trying to figure out the way other people's minds
I keep thinking about have animal training and behavior modeling
translate into dealing with other people. I very nearly told my
boyfriend "Good boy" and patted him on the head when he did
something I was proud of him for. *sigh*
Why don't we have enough money to go live in the woods? How many
people do we need to make a eco-village workable?
Where the hell is my phone this time?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm online, working on some creative "project" (i.e. playing
), reading a book,
or some combination of all of the above. Remembering that I don't
have homework I'm putting off. (YAY!)
We have dinner with friends most weeks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There isn't much I wouldn't tell a stranger but... mmmm...
something interesting... I am both weaker and stronger than I
pretend to be.
You should message me if
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Did we used to know each other?
Wish we used to know each other?
Can you make a lewd suggestion that's actually clever?
Want to ask me inane questions until I scream spumoni
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