I'm romantic but I tend to cover and protect that part of me by being practical to the extreme. I'm never what I seem to be at first glance. I'm intelligent and clever with a tendency toward silliness. Just don't let that fool you into thinking that's all there is to me.
When can we legalize prostitution so that I can be Madame of my own brothel?
I'm torn between wanting to start my own commune... *cough* I mean co-housing... and becoming the scary witch woman in the woods from fairy tales.
I like opinionated people with strong personalities and the brains to back it all up.
The much younger version of myself was never really into the mainstream version of male attractiveness. These days I sometimes find myself struck dumb by those self same characteristics. Who knew?!
I am eclectic, eccentric, and earthy
I took seven years off in the middle of my college education. I don't think that's what they meant by the seven year itch.
I just finished two, count 'em TWO, Bachelors of Science!, mostly about plants. I'm full of BS but I'm going to make some compost.
Right after I get done with this sitting around remembering how to be human thing.
I've been told that I'm wise but that doesn't seem to help me very much.
Maybe it's my amazing broad shoulders. Yes, I really could throw you over my shoulder and walk off with you. Chances are I will if you ask nicely or dare me.
I'm sure it's still the boobs. They're the size of compact cars.
Gormenghast. Baron Von Munchausen. Anything unexpected. Oh and any of those early seventies movies with lots of nudity. I claim it's the nudity that I like in them at least.
I'm not as music crazed as most people seem to be. Maybe I'm just comfortable with silence. I am enjoying the eclectic nature of KEXP. Also Takenobu makes me all squirmy.
Give me the sushi and no one gets hurt!
I can't get by with out an internet connection.
Cider Lately Angry Orchard or Crispin's The Saint
An engrossing book.
The ability to disregard the rules when it suits me.
I keep thinking about have animal training and behavior modeling translate into dealing with other people. I very nearly told my boyfriend "Good boy" and patted him on the head when he did something I was proud of him for. *sigh*
Why don't we have enough money to go live in the woods? How many people do we need to make a eco-village workable?
Where the hell is my phone this time?
We have dinner with friends most weeks.
Wish we used to know each other?
Can you make a lewd suggestion that's actually clever?
Want to ask me inane questions until I scream spumoni? *
* I prefer this one.