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Everett-Staley

23 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:01am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Hello, World!"

queerish and rad(ic@l)ish, craftish and contrary. easily distracted, but not easily turned aside.

i'm a dork, a little bit of a nerd, and i have a delusional self-image that probably would only make sense in a comic book.

if i have the urge to do a cartwheel in the middle of the street, i will probably do it. if i have the urge to eat, i will probably put it off. i tend not to prioritize necessity above frivolity, and yet require a flavor of 'practicality' to feel good about my self, stuff, and actions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm trying to be as much of a doer as i am a thinker.

i'm really a thinkerer; between thinking and tinkering, i accomplish little.

i'm designing a boat to build before my living situation ends, as i have now become spoiled and have no desire to live on land again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
chopping wood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i would guess it's that i am wearing a skirt, or that i have really long hair.

my recently met friend informs me it's the beard, which is a little disappointing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
shit i can't get out of my head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
consumerism is an escapist behavior of mine. i'd rather not encourage it by filling out this text box with things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i am going to make a clock that divides days into 10 hour-periods, extrapolate, extrapolate.
i have no use for freyja's day, thor's day, etc., etc..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm pretty sure that all things are moot, yet i take myself too seriously.

this profile, i think, makes me seem like i have a ridiculously meandering, sometimes repetitive thought process and a really strange sense of humor. it's not misleading.

most of the time, i'd rather cuddle than have sex.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to bike/hike forest park.

pokémon battle.

you're down to do something that can afterwards only be told with the qualifier "it seemed like a good idea at the time."

or any other reason.

i'm pretty wordy, but you don't have to be, and it's not my place to grade grammar or whathaveyou. i will judge what you say, but not how you say it.