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  • Ages 18–100
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My details

Last online
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Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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"Hello, World!"

queerish and rad(ic@l)ish, craftish and contrary. easily distracted, but not easily turned aside.

i'm a dork, a little bit of a nerd, and i have a delusional self-image that probably would only make sense in a comic book.

if i have the urge to do a cartwheel in the middle of the street, i will probably do it. if i have the urge to eat, i will probably put it off. i tend not to prioritize necessity above frivolity, and yet require a flavor of 'practicality' to feel good about my self, stuff, and actions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm trying to be as much of a doer as i am a thinker.

i'm really a thinkerer; between thinking and tinkering, i accomplish little.

my brother was recently diagnosed and is being treated for a relatively advanced, rare form of cancer, so i'm living in Vegas with him while he recovers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
chopping wood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i would guess it's that i am wearing a skirt, or that i have really long hair.

my recently met friend informs me it's the beard, which is a little disappointing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
apocalypse (i know, soooo original... but... zompocalypse!)
streetlight manifesto
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
vision correction, the illusion of growth, distractions, coffee, a degree of autonomy sufficient to disguise whatever actual lack of autonomy i live with, and bodies of water.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
consuming digital entertainment, designing/building stuff, reading, biking, rowing, sailing, hanging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm pretty sure that all things are moot, yet i take myself too seriously.

this profile, i think, makes me seem like i have a ridiculously meandering, sometimes repetitive thought process and a really strange sense of humor. it's not misleading.

most of the time, i'd rather cuddle than have sex.
You should message me if
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i'm really trying to get out and hang with people, as it seems i'll be here a while, but my normal scene isn't really accessible, nor do i hold a job with my peers or attend school at the moment. please introduce me to something new!


-pokémon battle.

-you know of, and/or would like to hang out at, a comfortable cafe in town. preferably, i could bike to it in less than an hour from the far southwest corner of vegoose.

-you're down to do something that can afterwards only be told with the qualifier "it seemed like a good idea at the time."

-or any other reason.

-i'm pretty wordy, but you don't have to be, and it's not my place to grade grammar or whathaveyou. i will judge what you say, but not how you say it.