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EveryDudeOnOKC

30 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
7′ 5″ (2.26m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm insecure enough to be dating online, but I will still try to make myself sound awesome. I'm a real go-getter, in that I live in my mom's basement in Lake Oswego, and when I need money I go-getter. I listed my address as Portland even though I live in Lake O because I hate all the girls in Lake Oswego, they're all cunts and bitches. But I guess what I'm saying is, I'm a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
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Skyrim, freelancing, looking for a girlfriend on the internet the way I look for gold in Skyrim: unendingly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skyrim, Call of Duty, taking my kids to school late, copying your favorite book's name into a message I send you and pretending to care what it's about.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall and muscular with great hair and a nice body and muscles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Skyrim: Official Player's Guide

Anything with an explosion or Megan Fox.

I watch TV religiously. No, I mean I actually killed my dog as a sacrifice to the TV. He kept whimpering at the door, begging to go outside, and I was like "fuck you, Lil' Bow Wow, I'm walking my dog in Skyrim." And then Lil' Bow Wow exploded. If you come over to my mom's basement you can help me clean up, it's mostly dry now.

I like Linkin Park (early stuff) and Tool (later stuff) and I absolutely can not stand black people music.

I just discovered Top Ramen can be made with other seasonings besides the included seasoning packet. I've been combining seasoning packets from different brands. I'm a pretty inventive cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whiskey, beer, my two little girls Skyrim and Reddit (they count as one), bong rips, my GED, your phone number *eyebrows raised*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whichever picture you have posted that reveals the most skin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stuck with my kids. But you can come over, pick up Lil' Bow Wow, and watch me starve my children while I play Skyrim.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a gay friend.
You should message me if
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You realize what a catch I am.