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EverybodyLovesE

23 M Wheaton, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
It's important to relax and take time for yourself, and to be your own person. That's what I'm all about. I'm carefree and light-hearted, and when it comes to the people I care about, I want you to be happy and comfortable in my company. There's no need to pile on stress and expectations when the world is as crazy as it is already, it's better to be happy with somebody wonderful and enjoy your time together!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a recent graduate from University of Kansas with a B.A. in Psychology, and working a decent job until I find something major-specific. I was raised in IL, but I've been away for a while and things have changed, and I'm looking to get reacquainted and settle in here for a while.
I’m really good at
taking the edge off of tense situations, if people are really hating each other I'll just throw terrible puns and zingers at them until they all unite and hate me instead. I'm also a decent cook, but I do enjoy just winging it without a cookbook or recipe. I'm also really good at useless trivia, which is useful that one random time I do bar trivia every three years or so. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
is definitely my sense of humor. I'm pretty carefree, and even when other people might get stressed out, I keep calm and collected.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything Sci-Fi or superheroes. I love comic books, and my reading list is all Marvel stuff, top to bottom.

My list of movies is massive, but I really enjoy Silence of the Lambs, anything X-Men, Godzilla, anything Iron Man, Se7en, Kung Fu Hustle.

TV Shows - Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, Bar Rescue, Kitchen Nightmares, Sherlock, a little Doctor Who here and there, Orange is the New Black is actually decent, Rick and Morty, the Venture Brothers.

As for food? Meat. Lots and lots of meat. Do you have any steak? Because I'll totally eat it. If you don't, I'll definitely accept chicken or pork as an alternative. Seafood is definitely passing too. I don't care how much I have to go to the gym to work it off, if I can get a steak I will get the biggest one I can possibly order, and I will eat the whole damn thing.
The six things I could never do without
It's really only five things.
1. Something to smile about
2. Good food
3. Better drink
4. A roof over my head
5. A job to pay for it all!
6. Useless filler between the interesting stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the funny things I see on a daily basis. There's plenty of bad things to focus on, and people enjoy ruminating over all the terrible things that could happen at any given moment, but you might as well spend your time trying to be happy.

I like working my imagination too, so I might be brainstorming on something that I've been interested in lately.
On a typical Friday night I am
relaxing or having a good time with friends. I love watching movies. Lots and lots of movies. If you recommend a movie or show to me, I'll probably be caught up by the end of the week. Of course, having an improved social life is why I'm here, so hopefully on a Friday night I'll be on a date with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I've only danced one time since I first enrolled at KU, and it was thanks to being outrageously drunk. If you can compel me to dance, and I haven't been drinking, then you're one special woman.

I hope you weren't expecting something really touching here, or a sob story, or even something really dark, because that takes a bit more for me to talk about. I'm personable, but I'm not an absolute open-book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you feel like going on a fantastic date and spending quality time together, free of judgment and negativity. Or if you want a killer backrub. Whatever floats your boat, really.