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30 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Today – 6:03pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from high school
- Entertainment / Media
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
I am living out my own sit-com.
I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train (twice), pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator (but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.
I also work at The Chicago Theatre (Sorry, I can't get you free tickets to anything), The Lincoln Park Zoo, and I am a Jeff member. (points if you know what that means)
A mastery of cartoon voices and impersonations.
Growing and shaving facial hair.
That green line under "send a message" means I'm friendly, not thirsty.
My ass looks great in dress pants
Also my comedic.....
Current Book: Neil Simon's Rewrites
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).
Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.
Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~
TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a sucker for Doctor Who.
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ D/s Tumblr *wink*
That proud left foot that ventures inward
Shall soon depart on a backward journey,
Commence thou fervid Hokey-poke
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about
(I realize it's not Iambic)
You'd like to see me in dress pants.
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