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30 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:03pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are a normal part of my daily living.

I am living out my own sit-com.

I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train (twice), pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator (but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor. Right now I'm rehearsing for A CHRISTMAS CAROL.

I also work at The Chicago Theatre (Sorry, I can't get you free tickets to anything), The Lincoln Park Zoo, and I am a Jeff member. (points if you know what that means)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things.

A mastery of cartoon voices and impersonations.

Growing and shaving facial hair.

That green line under "send a message" means I'm friendly, not thirsty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My ass looks great in dress pants

Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Book: Neil Simon's Rewrites
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ Theatre
~ D/s Tumblr *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Shakespeare would write the Hokey Pokey:
That proud left foot that ventures inward
Shall soon depart on a backward journey,
Commence thou fervid Hokey-poke
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about

(I realize it's not Iambic)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I man-scape.
You should message me if
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You were dared to.
You'd like to see me in dress pants.