Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are a normal part of my daily
I am living out my own sit-com.
I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train (twice), pushed
down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator
(but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an actor. Currently, I'm in A Streetcar Named Desire.
My life is spent in theatre. I am the house manager at The Chicago
Theatre, and I'm a Jeff member if you know what that means.
It means I get free tickets to everything. So if you like going to
see plays and musicals hit me up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things.
A mastery of cartoon voices and impersonations.
Growing and shaving facial hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer
they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.
My ass looks great in dress pants
Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Book: Neil Simon's Rewrites
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great
too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).
Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes,
emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to
Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll
listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~
TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested
Development) I'm also a sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ D/s Tumblr *wink*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Shakespeare would write the Hokey Pokey:
That proud left foot that ventures inward
Shall soon depart on a backward journey,
Commence thou fervid Hokey-poke
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about
(I realize it's not Iambic)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set
You should message me if
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You were dared to.
You'd like to see me in dress pants.
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