EverydayCoconut
31 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train, pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator, and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

I consider myself a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are a normal part of my daily living.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an actor. I am currently shooting a web series and getting ready to dance my keister off in Urinetown the Musical.

I also teach acting to celebrity's kids in New York every summer.

I'm a Jeff Member {The Jeff Awards are like the Tony Awards for Chicago} which means I see LOTS of plays and musicals. I will drag you to see them with me! You must enjoy going to the theatre.
I’m really good at
Saying inappropriate things.

Cartoon voices and impersonations.

Growing and shaving facial hair.

Boundless energy
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My ass looks great in dress pants

Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
....Timing!

Current Book: A history of Farce
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a big sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ A Stage
~ D/s Tumblr pages *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a giraffe would look like throwing up... Is it one long heave?

{Factoid: Giraffes and all other types of horses do not have the ability to vomit.}
On a typical Friday night I am
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I man-scape.
You should message me if
You wanna go see a play or a musical with me.

You'd like to see my butt in dress pants.

You want to message me but you can't think of anything to say. {I will gladly accept 'Hey'}
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