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EverydayCoconut

30 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are a normal part of my daily living.

I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train (twice), pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator (but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

I am living out my own sit-com.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor. Right now I'm in A CHORUS LINE (and having my butt handed to me) Next: A CHRISTMAS CAROL.

I also work at The Chicago Theatre (Sorry, I can't get you free tickets to Wanda Sykes), The Lincoln Park Zoo, and I am a Jeff member. (points if you know what that means)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things.

A mastery of cartoon voices and impersonations.

Growing and shaving facial hair.

That green line under "send a message" means I'm friendly, not thirsty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My ass looks great in dress pants

Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
....Timing!

Current Book: John Lithgow's An Actor's Education
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ Theatre
~ D/s Tumblr *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Shakespeare would write the Hokey Pokey:
That proud left foot that ventures inward
Shall soon depart on a backward journey,
Commence thou fervid Hokey-poke
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about

(I realize it's not Iambic)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I man-scape.
I hit a short bus once. It made the kids' day. A firetruck came!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You were dared to.
You'd like to see me in dress pants.