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30 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
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I'm a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are cool.

I've lived in a casino, been thrown off a train (twice), pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator (but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a daily basis. I am living out my own sit-com.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a musical comedy actor. I've just been cast in A CHORUS LINE. More details to come soon.

I am not a starving artist. I learned how to make money with my art.

I also work at The Lincoln Park Zoo and The Chicago Theatre (Sorry, I can't get you free tickets to Jack White)

Constantly growing or shaving facial hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things.

A mastery of cartoon voices and impersonations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

That my ass looks great in dress pants.

Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Book: The Complete Sherlock Holmes
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ BTW I like showtunes too ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ Theatre
~ D/s Tumblr *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Shakespeare would write the Hokey Pokey:
That proud left foot that ventures inward
Shall soon depart on a backward journey,
Commence thou fervid Hokey-poke
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about

(I realize it's not Iambic)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I man-scape.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You were dared to.
You'd like to see me in dress pants.