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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:44am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are a normal part of my daily living.

I am living out my own sit-com.

I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train (twice), pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator (but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an actor, but I've also been hired to direct four shows in New York over the summer!

My life is spent in theatre. I'm a Jeff member which means I see LOTS of shows and then I vote on what I see. At the end of the year awards are given out. {The Jeffs are like the Tony Awards for Chicago}

It also means I get free tickets to plays and musicals. So you must like going to see live theatre because I will drag you to everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things.

A mastery of cartoon voices and impersonations.

Growing and shaving facial hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My ass looks great in dress pants

Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Current Book: A history of Farce
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a big sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ A Stage
~ D/s Tumblr *wink*
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Shakespeare would write the Hokey Pokey:
That proud left foot that ventures inward
Shall soon depart on a backward journey,
Commence thou fervid Hokey-poke
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about

(I realize it's not Iambic)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I man-scape.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna go to a musical with me

You'd like to see me in dress pants.

That green line under "send a message" means I'm friendly, not thirsty.