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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 7:06pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have lived in a casino, been thrown off a train, pushed down an escalator, banned from an art museum, stuck in an elevator (but not with a pregnant woman), and I have similar adventures on a daily basis.

So basically, I am living out my own sit-com.

I consider myself a spiffy dresser, and bow ties are a normal part of my daily living.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just came home from teaching acting to kids in New York. It was Life altering.

You must enjoy going to the theatre. I'm a Jeff member which means I see LOTS of shows and then I vote on what I see. At the end of the year awards are given out. {The Jeffs are like the Tony Awards for Chicago}

I get free tickets to everything. I will drag you to see it with me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things.

Cartoon voices and impersonations.

Growing and shaving facial hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Always the eyes. If ever I'm murdered by a serial killer they will probably take my eyes as a trophy.

My ass looks great in dress pants

Also my comedic.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Current Book: A history of Farce
I prefer biographies, but adventure books meant for kids are great too (like Peter and the Starcatchers or Kingdom Keepers).

Movies: Marx Brothers over Stooges, witty banter over fart jokes, emotional journey over stereotypical trope. Basically... Back to the Future.

Music: Anything after I graduated from high school is awful. ~ I'll listen to Blink 182 or They Might Be Giants over the Bieb or F.U.N.
~ Primarily, I like showtunes.. It's my job ~

TV: ALL SITCOMS. (specifically Dick Van Dyke and Arrested Development) I'm also a big sucker for Doctor Who.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ Obscure references
~ Something artistic to constantly be working on.
~ Video/Audio Equipment
~ A Stage
~ D/s Tumblr pages
~ Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a giraffe would look like throwing up... Is it one long heave?

{NOTE: Giraffes and all animals related to the equestrian family do not have the ability to vomit}
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up too late from an afternoon nap because I neglected to set an alarm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I man-scape.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna go see a play or a musical with me.

You'd like to see my butt in dress pants.

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