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EveryoneIsUgly

28 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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XVX
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
BIKES
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
SASS
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'M NOT FRIENDLY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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EVERYTHING THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE

"THEY LIVE, WE SLEEP."

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE.

CANDY
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BIKES, BUTTS, BURRITOS, BAD ATTITUDE, BUTTS, BIKES, AND BURRITOS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SOCIAL CONTRACTS
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
LUBING MY DRIVETRAIN.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I FUCKING LOVE DATING.
You should message me if
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YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR BIKE.

OR YOU HAVE CANDY.