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28 F Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 12
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Because writing about yourself sucks, I present to you the most beautiful words, the words that I live by:

Go placidly amidst the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter for there will always be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strenght of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the Universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with god, whatever you may conceive him to be, and whatever your labours and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its shams, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.

Be Cheerful. Strive to be happy

-Max Ehrmann
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Twirling around in a feverish spiral, with my arms out flung to the sides
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "carny hands"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- A Song of Ice and Fire series, Harry Potter, The Alchemist, Invisible Monsters, A Dirty Job, Lamb, Survivor, A Handmaid's Tale, Life of Pi, Clan of the Cave Bear, Slaughterhouse 5, Cat's Cradle, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Old Man and the Sea, anything at all by Poe, The Dharma Bums....

Movies-Roman Holiday, Zoolander, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Gone with the Wind, Forest Gump, Wayne's World, Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Se7en, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pan's Labyrinth, Lady in the Water, The Princess Bride, Big Fish, What About Bob? ....

Shows-Modern Family, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, Up All Night, Cougar Town, Sex and the City, The League, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, South Park, Bob's Burgers, How I Met Your Mother, Workaholics, Metalocalypse, The New Girl, The Office, Idiot Abroad, Archer, Breaking Bad ....

Music-Of Monsters and Men, Mother Mother, The Devil Makes Three, Elliott Brood, First Aid Kit, Nomad, Florence and the Machine, Damien Rice, Blind Melon, The Dead Weather, Trampled by Turtles, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Counting Crows, Led Zepplin, Shovels and Rope, The Hip, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Brand New, Coco Rosie, Neko Case, The Lumineers, Metric, Tegan and Sarah...

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there aren't more women in politics, and which special place in hell Mitt Romney is going to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My biggest goal right now is to be able to rap 212 in it's entirety without having to read the lyrics...I'm about half way there.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are Stephen Colbert.