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EvieCottrel

28 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writing about oneself in the hope that another will believe it blindly is useless.

It is only through looking into the eyes will we ever know how deep those pools descend.

And I'm addicted to freezies
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Twirling around in a feverish spiral, with my arms out flung to the sides
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fun sized
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- A Song of Ice and Fire series, Harry Potter, The Alchemist, Invisible Monsters, A Dirty Job, Lamb, Survivor, A Handmaid's Tale, Life of Pi, Clan of the Cave Bear, Slaughterhouse 5, Cat's Cradle, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Old Man and the Sea, anything at all by Poe, The Dharma Bums....

Movies-Roman Holiday, Zoolander, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Gone with the Wind, Forest Gump, Wayne's World, Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Se7en, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pan's Labyrinth, Lady in the Water, The Princess Bride, Big Fish, What About Bob? ....

Shows-Modern Family, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, Up All Night, Cougar Town, Sex and the City, The League, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, South Park, Bob's Burgers, How I Met Your Mother, Workaholics, Metalocalypse, The New Girl, The Office, Idiot Abroad, Archer, Breaking Bad ....

Music-Of Monsters and Men, Mother Mother, The Devil Makes Three, Elliott Brood, First Aid Kit, Nomad, Florence and the Machine, Damien Rice, Blind Melon, The Dead Weather, Trampled by Turtles, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Counting Crows, Led Zepplin, Shovels and Rope, The Hip, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Brand New, Coco Rosie, Neko Case, The Lumineers, Metric, Tegan and Sarah...

Food- I LOVE FOOD
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bacon
Friends
Books
Adventures
Wine
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there aren't more women in politics, and which special place in hell Mitt Romney is going to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My biggest goal right now is to be able to rap 212 in it's entirety without having to read the lyrics...I'm about half way there.
You should message me if
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You are Stephen Colbert.