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28 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:33pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey NOLA I currently live up in Richmond Virginia. I am visiting NOLA in March for my birthday and plan on moving there next summer. Looking to make some friends before I head South. Give me a shout!

Listen.. This stuff may make me come off as a rude,mean, and or bitter person.... I'm not.. I am just sick and tired of all the bull shit that comes with dating and whatnot.. I'm not an alcoholic party monster. I work my ass off day in and day out, I am not a monster in public, I win over parents like a motherfucker, grandmas love me.. I am actually a pretty alright dude, so don't automatically assume I'm some crusty Richmond douche.. I'm not trust me... Soo read on miss...

So about me...
#6 out of 10 kids, Warhammer, Warmachine, Metal, Classical, Pianos, Drums, Work, Skateboarding, Soccer, Building, Fixing, Laughing, Books, Always Thinking, Good Food, Cheap Beer, Weekend Adventures, I shower every day, and love to smell good, not a crusty Church Hill scum punk, more tba.

I am here looking for a decent girl. I am over the bar scene, and after my last relationship I am convinced you cannot meet a decent companion while out drinking. I work 8-4:30 Mon-Fri and would like to meet some one with a similar schedule. I tried the whole complete opposite schedule thing and it was miserable. I am literally looking for someone cool to hang out with and see where it goes. I am an open book go ahead and ask me anything..

What I am not looking for: A Hook Up, Mean Person, Shallow Person, Person That Cannot Commit, Person With No Ambition, A Life Time Bar Tender or Server (the hours suck ), A Person That Cannot Keep Plans, A Person That Does Not Think About Their Actions, A Person That Will Fuck Me Over...

Oh yeah if you are looking at my IG stuff pay it no mind. Not having captions makes the photos seem shitty especially the weed one. (It's a legal grow operation from when I was visiting home. I am not a stoner.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a manager and Chief Estimator at Advanced Plumbing, LLC. No I do not get covered in shit every day "I used to". My boss needs someone to pass this company to when he retires and I am the lucky guy he wants. So it looks like in a few years I will be the cap'n of the Turd Hurders. Oh yeah our work vans are the ones that say "Hurding Turds So You Don't Have To".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Every thing I do. If I can't get good at something I won't do it. I'm really good at not wasting my time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ummm not sure. I never ask people what they first noticed. I would say my eyes and my terrible sense of fashion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
R.A. Salvatore "The Drizzt Do'Urden" series, George R.R. Martin. I started reading that shit way before they decided to put Game of Thrones on HBO, any book about Space Wolves or Warhammer in general. I like movies a lot. Music is hard for me, I love metal and anything fast. But I also love folk and shit like that. I love music and will give anything a shot.

Enjoy some muzak why you debate messaging me babez.

ISENGARD!!! The brains behind Darkthrone "Fenriz" created this little side project and it is amazing!

Even though Ghost has turned into an abysmal phony band there is no denying the awesomeness of this cover.

Richmond's new awesome band. BAT

Darkthrones new album. If you can't dig I won't believe it.

New Satyricon kinda digging it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about the things I COULD (not couldn't) do without?
Reality TV, Snooki, leathery skinned women, political Facebook updates, religious nuts, cornflakes, the media, society, zombie nerds, Twilight, Dub Step, ass holes, charity jams, shitty attitudes, Debbie downers, frat boys, bros, ass holes, Instagram, words with friends, Dr. Phil, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods. We will leave it at that for now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ohhh man who knows
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Definitely not at work. At home playing WoW, or painting Warhammer/Warmachine, or reading, or fishing with my brother, or fishing by myself, or playing soccer, or camping, or in South Hill shooting shit, or at my buddy's house cooking for him and his girlfriend, or at my sisters getting pretty drunk and fatter,or making a healthy dinner at home, or swimming in my pool, or sitting on my roof top deck staring at the city, or asleep because the heat really takes it out of me at work. Who knows.. No Friday is the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing is private in this dudes world. Ask and I will tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know the difference between being cocky\arrogant and being confident\strong. Because I'm not a cocky\arrogant person. I am a strong confident man and if you are down with that you should message me. If you feel like you'd like to know more I'll gladly answer any question you have. Hope you enjoyed my sales pitch. Have a wonderful dayay