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EvilSpicebread

34 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
High school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Soooo damn, there's a lot to say. I'm from the Bronx, love sports, eat pasta, drink whiskey and beer, walk and explore, sing, sleep, wake up, do it again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still figuring things out but I'm the meantime, I'm living great! I host karaoke all around 4th Ave and University St. Always meeting new people and having new adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things awkward...making people laugh...karaoke...bad jokes...movie quotes...random knowledge of useless facts...dares...drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair/beard/tattoo/NY accent/awesomeness. Or any combination of those things. Btw, I may be making one of those up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list but here's a few: The Royal Tenanbaums, Dawn of the Dead, Sideways, The Usual Suspects, Garden State, Velvet Underground, The Ramones, Tom Waits, Belle and Sebastian, A Confederacy of Dunces, Rebecca, Always Sunny in Philly, The League...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Cheese
3. Phone/Family. Go hand in hand.
4. Beer
5. Dr. Horrible
6. Red meat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weird shit. Or math. Or weird shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the Kolb St Tavern, Meet Rack or Surly Wench.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maaaaaan, I absolutely am not embarrassed of spilling my guts. So yeah, the truth shall be set free sucka!
You should message me if
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You've reached this portion without being offended or at least a bit intrigued.