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EvilTOJ

37 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a crass, dirty old man with too much time on his hands who doesn't take himself too seriously. I know what that whole 'responsibility' thing is, but who said growing up means being stuffy and boring?

I'm polyamorous, and we're all completely open to dating or hanging out with other people. If you're into girls (or want to join us in our shenanigans) you should say hi. If you don't, you're seriously missing out.
What I’m doing with my life
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I like learning new things and starting new projects. Sometimes I even finish them too! I've also been getting into making soap from scratch. I'm totally bingeing on it right now, so if you ask me about it, you'll hear a lot! My favorite batch so far has been the cilantro soap due to cilantro tasting like soap. If you disagree you are wrong.

I love my job being a helpdesk monkey, but I consider it a means of acquiring funds to do other, more fun things in life. I like living life day to day, hanging out with friends, going on a little adventure sometimes. Much like a hobbit. If you have a Mt. Doom let's go exploring! I have less hairy feet though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, and making my own stuff. I'm of the opinion that if I can make it myself for cheaper than I can buy it, why buy it? I do buy stuff on occasion, but I get the urge to make things and then off I go!
The first things people usually notice about me
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How dashingly handsome, incredibly intelligent, and exceedingly humble I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Stephen King, most of the golden age of sci fi authors, and Diana Gabaldon. I read quite a bit, but those are my favorites. Sometimes at Powell's I'll buy a random book out of the scifi section just to see what it's all about.

My music tastes change. Sometimes I'm on an 80's synthesizer kick, sometimes techno, or big band jazz (I was a huge band nerd in school; Jazz and Concert and Marching bands) but lately I've been binging on Pandora and last.fm's speed metal streams.

Food. FOOD! If I had to live on bland comfort food my entire life I would live, but I do love trying out new dishes. I like going to hole-in-the-wall places or roach coaches and trying something that is hard to pronounce. Bonus if they have good, unique beers. I have a love/hate relationship with Belmont Station. I love it because they have thousands of beers, I hate it because my receipt has been known to have tripel digits at the bottom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(in no particular order)

Internet
Esoteric humor and puns (XKCD is a good example)
Recreational Outrage. Complaining is one of my hobbies.
My kids
There is that one thing, I forgot what it's called, and it makes that thing I like.
Do I HAVE to do six? OK, fine! I like going outside to do camping and hiking.

People who only put the bottom rung of Maslow's hierarchy of needs here are unimaginative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am big on disaster preparedness and self sufficiency. I went through Portland's CERT training, and I need to do it again since it was awhile ago. I have a zombie plan, you should too. This doesn't mean I'm one of those 'murica Free Republic reading nutbags, I just really enjoy being self-sufficient.

Oh and boobs. I like boobs. If you don't boobs then we can't be friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a typical Friday night. Sometimes I stay home, sometimes I'm out drinking or camping. Or all three! Or sometimes I trip over the Infinite Improbability Generator and end up somewhere unexpected.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I drive through downtown, sometimes I'll roll the windows down, blast the music and sing out the window. It has to be a good song though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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If you're a velociraptor. I have a thing for clever girls.