I am a crass, dirty old man with too much time on his hands who doesn't take himself too seriously. I know what that whole 'responsibility' thing is, but who said growing up means being stuffy and boring?

I'm seeing someone, but we're both completely open to dating or hanging out with other people. If you're into girls (or want to join us in our shenanigans) you should check out my babe's profile Aud1223, she's fun and will rock your socks off.

I like learning new things and starting new projects. I have so much grain to make beer now it's ridiculous. I've also been getting into making soap from scratch. After an embarrassingly awful first batch (it begged for a quick death) I now have the hang of it, and will be making more.

I love my job being a helpdesk monkey, but I consider it a means of acquiring funds to do other, more fun things in life. I like living life day to day, hanging out with friends, going on a little adventure sometimes. Much like a hobbit. If you have a Mt. Doom let's go exploring! I have less hairy feet though.

fixing things. I'm an up and coming handyman. Sadly I tend to have more enthusiasm than actual talent, but that does make up for things as I try to learn all the time. I'm also really good at punny stories. I know this is a dealbreaker for some, as I tend to make stab-worthy zingers at random.

How the hell would I know? I barely know to cover myself when going out into the daylight. I'd go outside naked if people wouldn't get all up in my grill about it.

I love Stephen King, most of the golden age of sci fi authors, and Diana Gabaldon. I read quite a bit, but those are my favorites. Sometimes at Powell's I'll buy a random book out of the scifi section just to see what it's all about.

My music tastes change. Sometimes I'm on an 80's synthesizer kick, sometimes techno, or big band jazz (I was a huge band nerd in school; Jazz and Concert and Marching bands) but lately I've been binging on Pandora and last.fm's speed metal streams.

Food. FOOD! If I had to live on bland comfort food my entire life I would live, but I do love trying out new dishes. I like going to hole-in-the-wall places or roach coaches and trying something that is hard to pronounce. Bonus if they have good, unique beers. I have a love/hate relationship with Belmont Station. I love it because they have thousands of beers, I hate it because my receipt has been known to have tripel digits at the bottom.

(in no particular order)

Internet
Esoteric humor and puns (XKCD is a good example)
Recreational Outrage. Complaining is one of my hobbies.
My kids
There is that one thing, I forgot what it's called, and it makes that thing I like.
Do I HAVE to do six? OK, fine! I like going outside to do camping and hiking.

People who only put the bottom rung of Maslow's hierarchy of needs here are unimaginative.

ways in which to prepare for the inevitable alien invasion/zombie apocalypse/Russians invading. Not just with gunz and boolits but food, water, light and heat generation in case a huge earthquake destroys all the utilities for awhile.

Yes, I am big on disaster preparedness and self sufficiency. I have a zombie plan, you should too.

I don't really have a typical Friday night. Sometimes I stay home, sometimes I'm out drinking or camping. Or all three!

Last time I checked, I have seven hunks of cheese in the fridge, all different kinds. I think I have a cheese addiction.

If you're a buxom well-built woman with good
reputation, who can eat delicacies like frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
oidal fossil collection, great beers and tal-
king all night without getting too serious.

You should also message me if you only read the alternating lines from above.