I just found my older brother on OKC. Jaycefayce DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. unless you really want to know. Creationists... you're a creationist?! Ffs a dating website had to tell me. I don't care. Didn't change anything on my profile cause I give no fucks. Also, don't tell mom...
AHMAHGAWD, its obvious people can not, or will not read the disclaimer so, Ill make it simple ...
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU CANT HANDLE, DONT LIKE, OR WANT TO GREIF, CRY, AND ALL AROUND DISLIKE MY PROFILE.
I don't care what you want me to do, I could not care less.
The only reason I'm putting this up top here it because my ignore finger is bleeding from all the whiney beta males who think they deserve a chance. Who want me to do things THEIR way because they act hard on a dating website. You can not intimidate me, and you can not hurt my feelings or make me re-think my decisions.
DISCLAIMER: I get 250+ messages a day, calm the fuck down and realize im not going to reply to everyone on the grounds of.. I could care less what you want me to do to you.
DONT MSG ME IF -
You don't have a profile picture
You don't have adequate information
You can't understand rejection
You are not of drinking age
You are over the age of 30
You think Im interested in being your slave
You only want online
You don't have sense of humor
You fail at life
( If all you saw was "blah, blah, bitch, moan, complain. " Then you already have no chance and are in danger or losing the last remaining aspect of your manhood. I will chew you up and spit you out like a piece of terribly prepared steak. )
I've never fallen in love but I've stepped in it once or twice.
My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
I know how to field strip an AR-15 and have a tight grouping.
Mmm tight grouping.
I'd take off my shirt if I thought my tits were bigger then yours, I don't. So it's staying on.
^This is oddly satisfying.^
^ Talk Nerdy To me Lover- Sex Slave ^
I have lived a D/s relationship full time for years, I am interested in BDSM and enjoy the lifestyle. If you don't know what BDSM, bondage, S&M, or D/s are then don't fucking bother messaging me.
For real don't message me unless you're an alpha type, dominant man. I am not going to waste my time with whiny, submissive, un-intellectual mama's boys. Nothing wrong with a mama's boy but no titty babies. I'm not going to deal with your lame drama and stupid small talk.
I have been with three men my entire life. One lost his memory, one lost his head and the third lost his mind.
I am a psychopath. I have deep seeded mental problems and borderline personality disorder. If this scares you, good. Get lost.
WHY IS THERE NO RATING UNDER ONE STAR?! >.< FFS
Arizona tea reminds me of better days. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Nothing to see here, move on.
All is fine, continue to consume, work hard and make money and if you complain once more, just once more I'll be happy.
Every moment is one hating life and everything that comes with it. All the moments of relative happiness are lies. The end could come no quicker.
Smiling profile pictures make me uncomfortable, WTF ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME FOR?!