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24 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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My name is Albert. I'm a pretty laid back kinda guy and pretty goofy and fun loving. I play bass for a few bands and guitar and everything else just for fun. I skate just about everywhere but it's been a while since I've spent time on more than just pushing. Also I have a senegal parrot named Pigeon and over time I want a lot more pets.
What I’m doing with my life
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Why since you ask I'm spending everyday being madly in love and smiling about just how lucky I am to find someone like Heather :p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass, pool, and carving pumpkins. Also cursing I suppose... and that thing from movies and tv where someone says something stupid or dicky and you smash there face or something an then you wake up in reality and you haven't replied yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My belt is made of bullets, that or the fact that I'm on stage making them want to dance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, The Wonderful World of Oz, The Wicked Years Series, Requiem For a Dream, Go Ask Alice, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and other tales, and Flatland

Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Requiem for a Dream, House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas,BeetleJuice, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Fight Club,Natural Born Killers, Trainspotting, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Josie and the Pussycats, Back to the Future, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Gremlins, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and anything by Kevin Smith

Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, Family Guy American Dad, Dexter, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Office, and Saturday Night Live

If I go too hard with the music I'll be here all day so I'm gonna keep this pretty short: The Dresden Dolls, Joan Jett, Sublime, Blink 182, The Ramones, Tom Petty, Streetlight Manifesto, The Slick Shoes, Reel Big Fish, Brand New, The Dropkick Murphys.There that wasn't too bad. I really do like almost every genre despite what's listed here and also stuff that's not this mainstream but I'd rather you get an idea of what I like then list off a bunch of obscure bands to try and sound edgy -_-

Food: Anything and everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bass
Punk & ska
My best friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
weird existentialist stuff that pops into my head all the time...
whatever song I'm writing at the time...
my parrot...
whatever book I'm reading...
whenever my next day off is...
I was honest enough to say myself so sex is definitely on this list. I know better then to kid myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually at my favorite bar or a party/show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend way too much time with my parrot. We share a room so there's really nothing I can do about it.
You should message me if
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There's really no good reason you shouldn't. If I seem interesting go for it.