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25 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 18
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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My name is Albert. I'm mostly a fun loving wierdo. I play bass for a few bands and guitar and everything else just for fun. I skate just about everywhere but it's been a while since I've spent time on more than just pushing. I'm an aspiring DIY naturalist but I don't really get photographed doing that. Also I have a senegal parrot named Pigeon and over time I want a lot more pets. @evileprodigy on instagram for naturalistic oddity and parrot fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a health food store doing computer stuff mostly, getting really excited about science, recording and playing shows when I get to and various nature hobbies pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass, pool, carving pumpkins and catching bugs.
Being disillusioned.
Also I have a weirdly good memory.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My belt is made of bullets, that or the fact that I'm on stage making them want to dance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Been reading alot of non fiction lately but these are some forever favorites. Stranger in a Strange Land, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, The Wonderful World of Oz, The Wicked Years Series, Requiem For a Dream, Go Ask Alice, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and other tales, and Flatland

Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Requiem for a Dream, House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas,BeetleJuice, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Fight Club,Natural Born Killers, Trainspotting, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Josie and the Pussycats, Back to the Future, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Gremlins, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and anything by Kevin Smith

Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, Archer, American Dad, Dexter, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Office, and Saturday Night Live

If I go too hard with the music I'll be here all day so I'm gonna keep this pretty short: Bomb the Music Industry, The Dresden Dolls, Joan Jett, Sublime, Blink 182, The Ramones, Tom Petty, Streetlight Manifesto, The Slick Shoes, Reel Big Fish, Brand New, The Dropkick Murphys.There that wasn't too bad. I really do like almost every genre despite what's listed here and also stuff that's not this mainstream but I'd rather you get an idea of what I like then list off a bunch of obscure bands to try and sound edgy -_-

Food: Anything and everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bass
Punk & ska
My best friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
weird existentialist stuff that pops into my head all the time...
whatever song I'm writing at the time...
my parrot...
whatever book I'm reading...
whenever my next day off is...
and duh, sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually at my favorite bar or a party/show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think way too much. For some reason my mind has like 4 tracks going at the same time.
You should message me if
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You like insects, skeletons or other oddities, or you like animals or nature of any kind really.

That being said there's really no good reason you shouldn't. If I seem interesting go for it.