33 Victoria, British Columbia, CA
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My self-summary
I like to think I'm equal parts funny, geeky, nerdy, honest, blunt, sarcastic, opinionated, and a down to earth and easy going person.

I am an identical twin. I'm fun sized, so, easy to feed and pick up after. I am an introvert with extroverted tendencies.

*I love to laugh and make others laugh so humour is a big part of my life. Jim Jefferies, Jim Carrey, and Craig Ferguson are a few of my favorite comedians. The show Archer has to be one of the funniest things I've seen!

*I'm witty, sarcastic, and a smart ass. Friends say I have no "filter" sometimes. :)

*I love baseball and of course a great game from the Jays.

*Dogs are the best and I have two. I am really allergic to cats, so, I'm not a cat person.

*I love kids. They're like little drunk people. Very entertaining!
What I’m doing with my life
* Heavily preparing for the eventual zombie apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sherlock Holmes, Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper, a bunch of Star Wars novels, CarteBlanche-007. Actively collecting ASM, Velvet, DD, Vader.

Anything Marvel, DC, Star Wars, James Bond, Indiana Jones, classic Universal monster movies, sci-fi, action, adventure, thriller, fantasy, horror.......

Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Archer, Orange is the New Black, Blacklist, Penny Dreadful, Dragon's Den, Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Walking Dead, Orphan Black.

:Blues (Dave Gogo, Jeff Healey, John Lee Hooker, SRV, Colin James, BB King....) ,
:Hard alternative (Evanescence, Nightwish, Rammstein,Tea Party, Live....),
:Club, Pop, Latin, film/tv score music.

Mexican, Chinese, Thai, Greek, pizza, roast chicken, pasta, red wine, rye, beer, sushi when in the mood, homemade guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

Blue Jays baseball.
A good breakfast somewhere either at home or at Denny's, Spoon's, or Floyd's.
A cup of coffee in the morning.
My dogs.
Talking to my parents back east.
My friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I look for in a woman:

I like aggressive women. I'd prefer someone who is more tomboy-ish in attitude than girly. A balance of the two would be good.

A BIG sense of humour is a must along with being able to be silly and have fun. You enjoy the simple things in life too.

You must be: non-religious, a non-smoker, not a hopeless romantic, preferably without children, and not in a hurry to marry/have kids.

If you have a lot of large tattoos you are definitely not my type, but I do think some small hidden ones are cute and sexy though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually relaxing after a hard work week with stand up comedy on Netflix or new release.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read magazines from back to front.
You should message me if
*You like laughing and want to talk to a genuine and honest person.

*You have any really good zombie survival tips.

*You can enjoy some or all of the following: board games, video games, cards, going to dinner, going to movies, dog walking, spending time at the beach,cooking, throwing a baseball, frisbee, mini-golf, regular golf, batting cages, walking downtown, camping, bbq's, listening to lots of music, spending time together, reading on the balcony in the sunshine...