Evilltwin
33 Victoria, British Columbia, CA
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My self-summary
I like to think I'm equal parts funny, geeky, nerdy, honest, blunt, sarcastic, opinionated, straight forward, and a down to earth and easy going person.

I am one half of a set of twins. I'm fun sized, so, easy to feed and pick up after. I am an introvert with extroverted tendencies. I have been told I have a "musical A.D.D." taste in music.

*I love to laugh and make others laugh so humour is a big part of my life. Jim Jefferies, Jim Carrey, and Craig Ferguson are a few of my favorite comedians. The show Archer has to be one of the funniest things I've seen!

*I'm witty, sarcastic, and a smart ass. Friends say I have no "filter" sometimes. :)

*I love baseball and of course a great game from the Jays.

*Dogs are the best and I have two. I am really allergic to cats, so, I'm not a cat person.

*I love kids. They're like little drunk people. Very entertaining!
What I’m doing with my life
* Heavily preparing for the eventual zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I'm the funniest person I know!

Some pick up lines I found:

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!"

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous."

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you have fiiiiiiiiiiiiine written all over you!"

"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

Maybe they sounded better in my head?
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Sherlock Holmes, Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper, a bunch of Star Wars novels, CarteBlanche-007. Actively collecting ASM, Velvet, DD, Vader.

MOVIES:
Anything Marvel, DC, Star Wars, James Bond, Indiana Jones, classic Universal monster movies, sci-fi, action, adventure, thriller, fantasy, horror.......

SHOWS:
Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Archer, Orange is the New Black, Blacklist, Penny Dreadful, Dragon's Den, Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Walking Dead, Orphan Black.

MUSIC:
:Blues (Dave Gogo, Jeff Healey, John Lee Hooker, SRV, Colin James, BB King....) ,
:Hard alternative (Evanescence, Nightwish, Rammstein,Tea Party, Live....),
:Club, Pop, Latin, film/tv score music.

FOOD:
Mexican, Chinese, Thai, Greek, pizza, roast chicken, pasta, red wine, rye, beer, sushi when in the mood, homemade guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

Blue Jays baseball.
A good breakfast somewhere either at home or at Denny's, Spoon's, or Floyd's.
A cup of coffee in the morning.
My dogs.
Talking to my parents back east.
My friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I look for and want in a woman:

I like aggressive women who are not afraid to make the first move. To me it shows a strength of character that I find attractive and one that I find lacking in most. I'd prefer someone who is more tomboy-ish in attitude than girly. A balance of the two would be good.

I'd like to find my best friend and equal partner. A girl who will make me speechless (a rare occasion), who's laugh makes me laugh, who's smile makes me melt, and her very presence will make my day.

A BIG sense of humour is a must along with being able to be silly and have fun. You enjoy the simple things in life too. Similar interests and things in common are important to me but I don't expect everything to match up perfectly.

You must be: non-religious, a non-smoker, not a hopeless romantic, preferably without children, and not desperate to marry/have kids. It's more important for me to find the right person than it is to rush to have a future with the wrong person.

If you tend to say things like "I don't know, you decide." or "Whatever you want.", we're not going to get along. Same thing if you have a lot of large obnoxious tattoos, not attractive to me at all. Some small ones are cute and sexy though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually relaxing after a hard work week with stand up comedy on Netflix or new release.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read magazines from back to front.
You should message me if
*You like laughing and want to talk to a genuine and honest person.

*You have any really good zombie survival tips.

*You can enjoy some or all of the following: board games, video games, cards, going to dinner, going to movies, dog walking, spending time at the beach,cooking, throwing a baseball, frisbee, mini-golf, regular golf, batting cages, walking downtown, camping, bbq's, listening to lots of music, spending time together, reading on the balcony in the sunshine...
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