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Evilltwin

40 / M / Straight / Single

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:28am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
College/university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm somebody who enjoys the simple things in life, good music, good food, a beach, the water, and good company. I don't need fancy, expensive, or materialistic things to make me happy, as long as I'm with the right person then life is good.

I have a witty, sarcastic, blunt, and smart ass style sense of humour. I love to be entertained, be entertaining, and have a good time. I love a great movie, lot's of music, a great baseball game from the Jays, dogs of all kinds, and to laugh so hard I can't breathe.

*Things I look for in a woman: a BIG sense of humour and being able to be a bit silly and have fun is at the top of the list. The ability to enjoy the simple things in life is a plus too. Similar interests and things in common are important, but I don't expect everything to match up perfectly.
You can enjoy the following: board games, video games, cards, going to dinner, going to movies, dog walking, cooking, throwing a baseball, frisbee, mini-golf, regular golf, batting cages, walking downtown, camping, bbq's, listening to lots of music, spending time together, reading on the balcony in the sunshine...

* I'm non-traditional in my views on relationships. I'm looking for an equal partner. Keyword being "equal". What this means is: I don't believe in chivalry-you can hold your own doors open, I'm not going to pick you up and drop you off constantly-you're a big girl now, I will not buy you things all the time, pay for everything, or pay for your bills-you should have a job for that.

* I prefer girls who are more tomboy-ish to those who are girly, and, without offspring.

* I have zero interest in girls looking for prince charming or Mr Right, or chivalry. Ya'll are too needy for me and in my opinion, have daddy issues. I need to be with somebody who's stronger than that.

* I am REALLY allergic to cats.

My taste in music: Blues, hard alternative, electronica, pop, classical.............
What I’m doing with my life
* Always on the lookout for my next ex-girlfriend.

* Wondering what I'd look like with cornrows.

* Waiting for the nice weather to finally come.

* Heavily preparing for the eventual zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Being opinionated.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not entirely convinced that anybody notices me. But if they did it'd probably be that I'm short, an identical twin, and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes-Doyle, Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper—Case Closed-Patricia Cornwell, a bunch of Star Wars novels, Carte Blanche-007-Jeffery Deaver.....

MOVIES:
Anything Star Wars, James Bond, Indiana Jones, classic Universal monster movies, sci-fi, action, adventure, thriller, horror.......

SHOWS:
Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones,Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Doctor Who, Late Show w. Craig Ferguson, Being Human U.K., Sherlock, Dexter, Robot Chicken, Archer......

FOOD:
Mexican, Chinese, Greek, Pizza, roast chicken, pasta, red wine, rye, beer, sushi when in the mood.......
The six things I could never do without
*Entertainment (music, movies, reading......)
*The elements (earth, water, wind, fire.......)
*Laughter
*Good food and drink
*Women
*Dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

Why the word abbreviation is so long.

Would a cat with butter on it's back still land on it's feet?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
On a typical Friday night I am
Gearing up for a weekend of vigilantism on the mean streets of Victoria.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You have a burning desire to be a sidekick to my weekend hero.