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Evilsockpuppet

30 M Sumter, SC

My Details

Last Online
Dec 28, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm Frankey, and yes I AM that short =P So if you came here looking for "tall, dark and handsome" - I apologize, but I'm short, white and Irish. If you don't like short dudes, you don't know what you are missing out on!

There isn't much I don't do, or want to try, so if you have any suggestions I am all ears. I snowboard, read a lot, wake board, have lazy Sundays, go mudding, save kittens, play video games, help old ladies, ride motorcycles, have some nerd moments and I even write sometimes between random acts of martial arts... confused yet? So am I :)

*note* If you think just because I have one picture of me without my shirt on that it instantly makes me a D-Bag, I say you should probably check yourself in the mirror for being judgmental...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just living life day to day trying to enjoy it - tickets for this event are $5 and you have to be at least this tall to ride! Ha see I can make short jokes too =P

I will actually be leaving my current career in may to become a full-time student again! Which is both exciting and scary...
I’m really good at
I am a pretty decent cook, with a few recipes that will blow your socks off - though some things just completely refuse to let me cook them! Stupid country-fried steaks :P

I am also pretty good at the random hobbies I decide to pick up - give me something new to try, and I will, twice - once to see if I like it, twice to make sure I do/don't!
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I remind them of Chuck Norris! Just without the chest hair... or mustache/beard... ok so maybe I don't remind them of chuck...

So sitting bored at work I decided to ask people what the first thing they noticed about me was and all of them said my smile. One description made me chuckle, so I will share:
"Your smile... it is huge without being jokeresque! A Cheshire cat smile."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dresden, Rachael Morgan, sword of truth series, some Weis and Hickman, Patricia Briggs, Jazz Parks, as well as some Dan Brown, Isaac Isamov, and a bit of Anita Blake... Pretty much anything that can keep me interested - and new to the list E.E. Knight, Sandman Slim, and (thanks to a friend) the Duke and Earl series!

Movies: I could write a huge list of Guy movies (casino, scar face, any Clint Eastwood) but instead ill point out a few non-cliche ones that you can get +10 points per movie if you have seen them, +20 if you can quote them! Boondock Saints (possibly the greatest ever), Grandma's Boy, Legend, Labrythn, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, Tombstone, The Girl who series (played with fire, kicked the...ect...Swedish version, not the new american one) I am also a bit of an anime nerd and love cult classics

Food: I enjoy mostly southern food and Cajun dishes, but love some Korean, Thai and Japanese. Greek is pretty awesome too. Just don't ask me to bake, the fire department still hates me for the last time I attempted it....

Music: I listen to everything. Seriously, most people think my pandora is on crack... But I'll list some off the wall ones that if you know who they are, it'd be pretty rad... Nightwish, Lordi, Lisa Gerard, Lacuna Coil, Iron Maiden, Dream Evil, Origa, TSO, Switchblade Symphony, Within Temptation, Alice Krauss, Delerium... for the rap and hip-hop lovers, if you know these lyrics, you are one after my own heart! "I throw lyrical bolos, headbutts and rhyme elbows!"
The six things I could never do without
Good food, good times, good music and good company! Any mix of two of those things and you can live through anything! Trust me, I have! Well except the zombie apocalypse, and when it does come, I'll be ready :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever happens to occupy my brainwave at that point in time =D
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as a 'typical' friday night if you do it correctly :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have been hit on by more gay men then straight women... Step up your game ladies! =P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you made it through this entire profile and didn't laugh once then that is probably a bad sign :P If you laughed a little, maybe more than a little, and don't mind short dudes, the button is right below this message - If you aren't afraid of messaging a guy first of course! If you are, just wink!

Also I will try to answer every message I get. I know how crappy it is to message some one and not even receive one back saying they aren't interested or why. Just rude if you ask me ha

I am also trying to get better at messaging people first, I just don't want to be another dude you don't want to get an email from!