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Evolution93

32 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:04pm
Ethnicity
Black
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
First things first-I am an INFJ-http://www.personalitypage.com/INFJ.html (very accurate as it relates to me)

Okay, here is the deal-I have been on this site for eight years and it is time for me to write a (more) complete profile. It may not be as "safe" as the one I have had for the last few years, but it is me. Warning...this is going to be long

Can I have your attention please? Can I have your attention please. My name is...my name is Evolution93...but you...you already knew that. What you may not know is...

1. My younger brother and I are best friends-he is the only person in my life that I truly "need"
2. I am a huge wrestling fan
3. I'm very politically incorrect (think Archie Bunker-except black and educated)
4. I enjoy sleeping
5. I look and feel much younger than I am.
6.I'm more politically conservative than anyone I know.
7. I enjoy wearing clothes (usually shirts) that get people's attention
8. I also don't mind dressing up (as much as I may protest it).
10. I hate the Yankees
11. You can search for me on Google
12. I'm tougher than most people would think.
13. I never want to leave New York
14. I dislike seafood.
15. I never worry that I'm going to end up alone-my career comes first.
16. I have a very good sense of humor
17. I also have a dry sense of humor
18. I am a walking contradiction
19. I don't drink
20. I don't smoke
21. I'm probably the most decent person that I know-I'm not a saint, but when you strip away all of the specifics, at my core I am a good person.
22. I think it is safer to be serious when meeting new people, but I honestly prefer to be silly and goofy-because I am.
23. #22 notwithstanding, I enjoy intelligent conversations as well, because I am...intelligent that is.
24. I get along really well with females.

Fictional characters whose personality I'm closest to include CM Punk, Steve Austin, Lennie Briscoe, Steve Urkel, Archie Bunker, Pacey Witter, Dylan McKay, Brandon Walsh (yes Brandon and Dylan-and I'm obviously not talking about looks), Randy Orton, and Eddie Kingston.

Besides that-if you want adjectives to describe me, I will give you some that people have used about me: smart, high-maintenance, sarcastic, funny, good-hearted, and more than one person has said that they have never met anyone like me.

I don't try to be different, I just embrace the fact that I am.

I am evolution, is a, and mystery
What I’m doing with my life
Generally this sums it up -"I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self, so for now Evolution93 is livin' live for wealth"

Specifically, I am a college graduate (Brooklyn College 2005). Right now I am an academic ghostwriter, which I really enjoy. I also have 4-5 ideas for books I want to write, eventually culminating in my autobiography. Simply put, I am a writer.

www.uniquepapers.wordpress.com
I’m really good at
1. I'm a good writer. (so if anyone has anything they need help with or advice on, I'm the guy)
2. I'm also a good listener and a loyal friend.
3. I'd like to think that I'm good at analyzing pro wrestling as well (I know, what a skill)
4. Being the embodiment of a walking contradiction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Moneyball, The Secret, Ring of Hell, The Lucifer Effect and Mick Foley's autobiographies
b)Rocky IV, Friday, Nothing to Lose (I'm not really a movie person)
c)Evolution by Motorhead, Voices by Rev Theory (I think this may be my favorite song ever), Cult of Personality by Living Color, My Time is Now by John Cena and Trademarc, The Game by Motorhead, Loser by Beck
d)Pizza, burgers, grilled chicken wraps and salads, reuben sandwiches, cereal

Television shows
Wrestling and sports
Monday Night Raw/Friday Night Smackdown/Impact Wrestling, WWE Classics on Demand, all of the WWE and TNA Pay Per Views, many NFL, MLB and NBA games, MLB Network, SportsCenter, Baseball Tonight and Inside the NFL.

Non-Sports
Days of Our Lives (for nearly 20 years), I watch 90210 reruns, Law and Order (all of them), Scrubs, Cops, Dawson's Creek, Martin, the Fresh Prince and South Park when I get a chance. In other words for the most part I watch a lot of shows on syndication and/or on YouTube or Hulu.

Other than sports, I don't watch a lot of currently running shows or shows that started in the last 5-10 years. I don't know the first thing about The Office, Lost or Breaking Bad to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
1)family
2)cable
3)access to the internet for more than a day or two
4)shelter
5)food
6) Either wristbands or sports tape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1)The demise of the Yankees.
2). The papers I have to write for my clients
3) If I can apply the lessons taught in the Secret to my life.
4) Writing the perfect cover letter
5) What I would do if I won the lottery.
6) How to be someone that people will remember
7) How to make a good living doing what I love.
8) The next t-shirt I am going to buy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Smackdown and thinking of catchphrases.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1) I admire Ed Powers.
2) I can't believe they killed Jenn on the last Dawson's Creek
3) I worked for an adult film actress who is now a big deal in that world...I'm seriously proud of her and proud of the fact that I knew her before she blew up (haha...haha)
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You like to meet new people. Or if you want someone that will listen to you without judging. Or if you want a loyal friend. I'm not sure I am looking for a girlfriend, as much as I am looking for a chance to meet new people and seeing where it leads. I'm certainly not closed to a relationship, but my number one priority is being a success in what I have chosen to do with my life.

If you aren't going to ask me to hang out and then disappear...then I would love to hear from you. I have to emphasize this after bad experiences here (and in other places in my life), please do not ask to hang out or agree to hang out and then disappear. PLEASE (and I never use caps)

If you do want to talk, I hope you like intellectual conversations like whether or not Freud's theory is timeless or has been outdated for 100 years or whether or not Erik Erikson's theory applies to you.