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Evolved_psycho

28 M Taipei, Taiwan

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Thank you for visiting my profile. My name is Charles, but you can just call me Chuck. People say I look like Clark Kent, and I do consider myself a superman in some regard. I originally I recently received my MBA in Boston. I now work for a marketing firm in Singapore, but I am in Taiwan for an assignment now. Nice to meet you all!
I am on this site to see if there is a possibility of romance. Please do not message me if you do not find me attractive as a potential partner. We don't want to waste each other's time.
Please message me if you want to learn more about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Some magicians can walk on water, but I can swim through land.
I’m really good at
Cutting through a hot knife with butter.
Counting to infinity...twice.
Slamming a revolving door.
Stabbing a knife with a human-being.
Beating a brick wall in a game of tennis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell me yet.
Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck stories.
I don't flush the toilet. I scare the shit out of it.
I don't ever have a heart attack, because my heart isn't foolish enough to attack me.
My hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
I don't wear a watch. I decide what time it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alien versus Predator
- The film was originally called Alien and Predator versus Chuck. But it was cancelled shortly after production because nobody would pay money to watch a movie that is 14 seconds long.
Nightmare on Elm Street
- Because I kill Freddy Krueger in his dreams.
Jaws
- I was originally going to be in that movie. But Steven Spielberg realized that it will then just be a two hour documentary about sashimi.
I don't read books. I stare a book down until I get the information I want.
The six things I could never do without
- The gym, because when I work out, the machines get stronger.
- The Happy Meal, because I made it cry.
- Ice-cubes, because I light fire by rubbing two of these together.
- Piece of paper, that I use to cut scissors.
- My grizzly carpet. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
- Gravity, because it obeys my law.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Animals. Because there is no such thing as evolution, only animals that I had allowed to live.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking Justin Bieber's ass
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once drowned a guy in the desert.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are actually looking for romance. I am not your online chatting buddy.
If you have manners and you don't take forever to respond.
If you are NEITHER a prude nor a conservative. Sorry but I just have a problem with overly sensitive people. We won't get along anyway so why bother.

If I messaged you it means I find you either 1) cute, 2) pretty, or 3) damn sexy.