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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:07pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In no order:

I was born in Heidelberg and grew up in New Jersey, making me a dual citizen and a decisive driver.

My german bloodline
sports a family crest and the motto "Comes Vertitus Invidia". This can be loosely translated as "haters gonna hate". Wisdom for the ages.

I enjoy shenanigans. If you accidentally send me an email intended for someone else, I will pretend to be the intended recipient and try make that person seem as crazy as possible.

I'm a traceur; I can run away gracefully.

When booking a hotel room, I came across the "special instructions" section and wrote: "Treat me like an international man of mystery". The staff thought it was funny and upgraded my room.

I'm good to people and easy to be with. I'm kind without being a pushover and honest without being an asshole about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Silly-looking rehab exercises (I'm beginning to wonder if my physical therapist is just fucking with me)

I just graduated with a dual Master's degree in Environmental Science and Business Management! During that time I discovered I was a Mobility Nerd, and since August I've been nerding out full time at Amazon. Watch out, transportation carbon emissions! Your days are numbered!

Prior to grad school, I was a nonprofiteer for several years, and then went and worked for a year as a teacher in Pakistan. It was glorious and grueling and left me with an intensified love of bacon and some nice tailored suits.

I also learned that if you're idly snacking on a bag of chips, you're much more likely to get through police/military checkpoints without being questioned.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching lost goats
Singing paul simon
Comforting friends/editing their cover letters
Jumping over/climbing up things
Talking to the mentally ill (King County Crisis Line)
Cooking brussel sprouts
Logistic Regressions
Composing letters to people I care about
Quadrupedal movement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lately I've been binging on Jane Austen and George Elliot. If I crush on you I will be fully prepared to write you a letter in the style of Mr. Darcy or Will Ladislaw.

A laundry list of bands doesn’t seem like it’d communicate much about me. My favorites songs are always wrapped up in memories, so I’ll give you some of those:

-New Slang by the Shins was searching for breakfast, newly alone on a bright blue Munich morning.
-Green Eyes by Coldplay was not knowing how to comfort a lover in Bologna.
-Machinehead was that god awful band I was flattered into joining for about 3 weeks.
-The District Sleeps Alone Tonight was leaving Montana with a lump in my throat
-Vampire Weekend soothed my pedagogical panic in Pakistan (and drowned out the adultery next door).
-Jamie Liddel got everyone grinding on a party bus ride through the blistering Michigan night.

...and on life goes! (Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da)


Food: I can't eat wheat or dairy, which makes things a bit complicated for me. But it also means that I generally have a very healthy diet, can cook rather well, and am pretty much guaranteed never to be overweight. I do really miss wheat beer though. :(


I’ve been listening to Dan Savage for years and while I don’t agree with him about everything, his wisdom has rendered me GGG, if that means anything to you. Seattle Bonus: sometimes at the gym I get to listen to the Lovecast while working out next to the man himself!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Long underwear (just during the winter--I'm not a nevernude)
Interesting Obstacles
Gymnastic Rings
Meaningful work
Contrast Hydrotherapy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best way to scale barb wire fences.


how to be a good bayesian

the politics, the economics, the wars, the climate change

Outlandish entrepreneurial schemes involving genetically modified pets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This varies, but if you are down for Soul Night at Lo Fi we will probably have good nights together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend an embarrassing slice of my budget on athletic instruction.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy real talk and infectious giggling in equal measure, you know how to pick locks, and/or you have some good gossip you can't tell anyone else.