I was born in Heidelberg and grew up in New Jersey, making me a dual citizen and a decisive driver.
My german bloodline sports a family crest and the motto "Comes Vertitus Invidia". This can be loosely translated as "haters gonna hate". Wisdom for the ages.
I enjoy shenanigans. If you accidentally send me an email intended for someone else, I will pretend to be the intended recipient and try make that person seem as crazy as possible.
I'm a traceur; I can run away gracefully.
When booking a hotel room, I came across the "special instructions" section and wrote: "Treat me like an international man of mystery". The staff thought it was funny and upgraded my room.
I'm good to people and easy to be with. I'm kind without being a pushover and honest without being an asshole about it.