In no order at all:

I was born in Heidelberg and grew up in New Jersey, making me a dual citizen and a decisive driver.

My german bloodline sports a family crest and the motto "Comes Vertitus Invidia". This can be loosely translated as "haters gonna hate". Wisdom for the ages.

I enjoy shenanigans. If you were to accidentally send me an email intended for someone else, I would pretend to be the intended recipient and try make that person seem as crazy as possible.

I'm a traceur; I can run away gracefully.

When booking a hotel room for spring break, I came across the "special instructions" section and wrote: "Treat me like an international man of mystery". The staff thought it was funny and upgraded my room.

I'm good to people and easy to be with. I'm kind without being a pushover and honest without being an asshole about it.

Silly-looking rehab exercises (I'm beginning to wonder if my physical therapist is just fucking with me)

I was a nonprofiteer for several years in Seattle, and then went and worked for a year as a teacher in Pakistan. It was glorious and grueling and left me with an intensified love of bacon and some nice tailored suits.

I also learned that if you're idly snacking on a bag of chips, you're much more likely to get through police/military checkpoints without being questioned.

Now I'm in grad school (dual degree in business and environmental science) and it's kind of kicking my ass. But I still make time for essential activities like cooking, exercise and writing ranty emails.

I did not expect stats to be my favorite class, but it is. I promise I am not dismal.

Writing for money, singing paul simon, editing friends' cover letters, jumping over/climbing up things, talking to the mentally ill, cooking brussel sprouts, jailbreaking iphones, composing letters to people I care about

Quadrupedal movement

I'm riding my road bike in heavy snow.

Long underwear (just during the winter--I'm not a nevernude)
Interesting Obstacles
Meaningful work
Contrast Hydrotherapy
Prefrontal cortex
Folks

The best way to scale barb wire fences.

women

recursion recursion recursion

the politics, the economics, the business, the wars, the climate change

Outlandish entrepreneurial schemes involving genetically modified pets.

at Capoeira class. Recently I got all 3 of my housemates to come ginga with me and then we made hot toddies and went sledding.

I also really love soul night at the Bling Pig. Wanna dance?

I don't take very good care of my plants.

You like yourself, and men. We can take it from there.