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ExZowieAgent

38 San Antonio, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm just this guy, you know?

Let's see what else about me. Ah yes there's not many activities I don't like doing except for being a knife throwers assistant. I've never actually done it but I can imagine it not being much fun. I'm just as happy playing board game as going for a long ride or visiting a museum.

Speaking of riding, I love riding my motorcycles. They're Triumphs. Riding always makes for a better day.

One of my favorite things is to sit, drink beer, and have good conversations. I suppose I could also be standing but that makes it harder to eat. I hate it when I'm at a party with a plate of food, a drink in my hand, and nowhere to put said plate. At that point I just stand there, frustrated cause I'm out of hands to eat with. At least I can still drink. I also like wine.

I'm also a bit of a jack-of-all trades. There's not much I can't fix on my own. From my AC unit to swapping out an engine. Also computers. I do those too. And science. I love science and am facinated by human evolution. Oh, and law. I love reading about law.

Lastly I'm an ISTP. I find that Briggs Myers types are eerily prophetic of someone's personality.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to bed at night, waking up for work and spending most my day there. Rinse and repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Determining if things are ironic or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm more attractive in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For music my favorites include The Smiths, White Rabbits, Midnight Oil, Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, Smashing Pumpkins, English Beat, Edward Sharp and The Magnetic Zeros, The Police, Coheed and Cambria, David Bowie, Queens of the Stoneage, Portugal. The Man... the list just continues really.

Movies would be anything by Wes Anderson, especially The Life Aquatic. I love that film. What else? Let's just list random movies like Inception, Blade Runner, any Indian Jones film of course (no really I liked Crystal Skull. Yes really. Why do you keep looking at me like that) Life of Brian (What? Why Life of Brian over Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Cause I've seen it so many times I'm bored with it that's why) Star Wars of course. Also James Bond. Who doesn't love James Bond? Connery was of course the best, if not a little rapey, followed by Daniel Craig.

TV shows I like are Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, NOVA, any Star Trek, Archer, Futurama...

I am currently reading Moby Dick. I've been at it for a year or more. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm also listening to The Brothers Karamazov.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My motorcycle, a jacket and some boots... there must be something else but I can't think of it at this time. Oh, a helmet. Need to keep my brain intact since I like to use it sometimes.

So six things I can't live without:

Motorcycle
Jacket
Boots
Helmet
Pants
Shirt

I added pants and a shirt cause I think I'd look kinda stupid standing there in just boots, a helmet, and a jacket.

I'd really like to add gloves to the list but that would make seven things and that's against the rules. I guess I really don't have to have gloves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the movie "Stripes" is a comedy ripoff of "Full Medal Jacket" and whether or not I'm cool that indigo from jeans stains everything I have.

I'm also thinking I should write a book called "Conversations With No One" where I just fill it with the one way messaging I have with girls on OKC. This book will probably be multiple volumes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Involved with my motorcycle club of one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I always try to dress as if what I'm wearing will be the last thing I wear for a long time because you never know when the Doctor will show up or a zombie apocalypse will happen.
You should message me if
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You know how to contact the Doctor.