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35 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honest, emotionally intelligent, mature guy (sarcastic goofball + big kid at heart) looking for the real thing.

No games or hookups. Never married, no kids, no drama.

INTJ / extroverted closet introvert.

Nerdy is sexy.

Homonym comprehension is hot.

Stable lost soul, doing just fine.

Adopted New Yorker. What's next?

Hater of texts and emails. Lover of real human interaction.

Who are you today? What guides you as a person? What is important to you?

I will push you to do better, if you promise to do the same for me.

Flowers and French Toast in bed.

Sarcasm a must.

No smokers need apply.

Inquire within.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring it out, one day at a time, while bankrupting the MTA via 17 swipes per day of my unlimited metrocard...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Details. Listening. Observing. Analyzing. Organizing. Pontificating. Rambling. Being a jackass (sometimes). Creating. Procrastinating. Giving. Baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sexy hair? My proper use of grammar? My New Balance m587's (the most comfortable sneakers ever made, with Rollbar and Absorb technology)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson
- If You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons On Your Pigtails
- Catcher in the Rye
- Marina and Lee
- Jump
- The Book of Bunny Suicides
- Neither Here Nor There

- Lost in Translation
- A Beautiful Mind
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- One Night At McCool's
- Garden State
- Naked (Mike Leigh film, unrelated to Sedaris book)
- Leaving Las Vegas
- The Naked Gun, Airplane!, Hot Shots!, and generally movies with exclamation points in the titles...
- The Ice Storm

- Cosby, Colbert, Stewart, Seinfeld and Stewie

- Explosions in the Sky, m83, Danger, Kavinsky, house/club, Beastie Boys, old school rap, anything good

- Anything with peanut sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) friends
2) challenge
3) pizza
4) hugs
5) solitude
6) blackout curtains
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How my choice of toothbrush has less to do with tartar/plaque fighting prowess and bristle type, and more to do with whether the large psuedo-ergonomically designed handle will fit through one of the similarly-yet-subtly-slightly-different-sized 4 round roles of ceramic toothbrush holder permanently affixed to the wall above my bathroom sink, and whether or not this means i should be institutionalized now or sometime in the near future...

Where I want to be in 3-5 years...

Why so many women's online dating profiles say they "love to laugh" (who does not love to laugh?) and that they're "fiercely loyal" (run over any ex-bestfriends with your SUV, have you?)

All the things i would be tempted to buy at 2 a.m. if i lived in suburbia (that garden hose that contracts to like a 10th of its size is pretty cool)

Time travel

Finding new things to do

Why drinking alcohol in the past 5 years or so makes me sneeze.... (WTF!??)

My next trip... :-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ah ya know, just hittin' the crack pipe....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how ridiculous religion is and how on earth otherwise seemingly normal and educated people can actually believe such nonsense
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are intelligent, independent, opinionated and passionate. You enjoy challenge and like to push yourself. You have profile pics from this year and it's what you actually look like. You will go to the novelty shop and play with all the silly things with me. You agree Legos are the most awesome thing invented, ever. You can figure out the one thing in my profile i'm lying about. You have a solution for cleaning that small strip of the kitchen floor between the side of the counter and the fridge. You've read this far.