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Excalibur212

35 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My best friend in NYC of 9 years moved to Portland to live the good life of eating Voodoo Donuts and living out of an RV. My other friends are Brooklynites who consider walking more than 3 blocks north or south of the L train an insufferable commute, so expanding my social circle at this stage seems like a practical move. I am a borderline East Village resident who hates the subway. I'm from a small town in PA, never went to a high school dance, got a half-scholarship to Pace University because i really just wanted to move to NYC (we stole mattresses from the basketball players' vacant dorm rooms on our floor between semesters, because why should they get 12" longer mattresses than us?). I worked as an IT guy / Network Administrator for 12 some years during and after earning my BA in psych, left NYC in early 2003 after a bad breakup, lived in Atlanta and Chicago for a while, then returned to NYC in 2005, took Lee Strasburg method acting for 9 months but never went on one audition, and got my real estate license. Left IT behind in 2007 and haven't looked back. I've done improv, spent 2 weeks in Japan, backpacked through 11 countries in Europe, eaten space cake in Amsterdam among other refinements at a time when they were still legal and there was no Euro, slept on the streets of both Paris and Murray Hill voluntarily (just for one night each, somewhat voluntarily). I can't cook anything except chicken and spaghetti really (but would love to learn and cook with those who know how). When i was a kid, i made my own Transformers out of Legos (before the Lego company did it themselves), made my own magazines out of 8.5 x 11 paper (note: fold in half, then staple, and laminate cover with clear contact paper), drew cartoons for our school paper, was an A+ composition and B average social sciences student and B/B/A-/C/C+/A/B/D student in subjects depending how much the teacher motivated me (3.something GPA?), and on most years only had a handful of signatures in my yearbook (senior year was rough, and my picture did not appear in the yearbook).

I tried on ice skates for the first time in 20 years last week, clutched the walls on the first day and by the 2nd day was skating somewhat on my own. I went to Crif Dogs and played Double Dragon from start to finish using quarters (won the game with under $6 in quarters, the first time i ever played the original arcade game start to finish in my whole life), then had drinks with 2 people i just met and we talked for over an hour at PDT. The J gets in the way of my INTJ...i wish i were more E than I, but find ways to substitute...

I own my own real estate firm in New York City, my entire family still lives in the same small town in southeastern PA where I grew up, and my parents still have 3 crates of Legos in our basement.

This is the most honest profile i have ever written, or that you may ever read online again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) friends
2) challenge
3) solitude
4) hugs
5) pizza
6) blackout curtains
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my approximate mental age is listed above
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't smoke cigarettes, find organized religion and dogma laughable, think it would be a shame to only live once on this earth and not experience babies and grandchildren, don't think you can stand living in NYC much longer (<1-100 years), would never in a million years raise a family here, have something interesting to say about anything above, or anything interesting to say at all about yourself or what you're passionate or care about, you should probably write me. No prolonged online exchanges, and endless ping-ponging of text messages that only serve to inflate our own egos and sense of self-worth. We text, we talk, we meet. Let's be human together.