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ExcaliburNerd

29 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Birds could be heard singing their songs, or perhaps arguing in their language. I've always pondered that- we assume birds are singing at six in the morning but what if all that noise is just them arguing over the same kinds of drama we humans go through?
Chirp chirp chirp-chirp, chirp?
Chirp-chirp-chirp, chirp? Chirp chirp.
Chirp-chi-chirp, chirp.
Maybe that translates to:
"Who was that bitch I saw you dancing with?"
"You saw me dancing with some bitch? First off why you following me, girl?"
"Don't change the subject, asshole."

What if all these animated movies got it right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, writing, hoping at least one person feels wepa after reading my work (or after going on a date with me).

Rather than asking "what do you write about" please say "may I see some of your writing? (made it easy for you- see About Me)." It makes me uncomfortable/indecisive like, "so what do you do for fun" or "what toppings do I want on my pizza" or "do I want chicken fingers or loaded fries?" The answer to the latter questions, of course, are "yes." Some days it's about heartbreak. Other days finding love. Or it could be about that sweet feeling you get when you've found money on the street/in a pocket. It's about interpretation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
fetlife.com/ExcaliburNerd

This is pretty interesting. It's an infograph done by The New Yorker charting our income based on the subway line we live on: http://www.newyorker.com/sandbox/business/subway.html

If you're a DC fan you NEED to add this to your comic repertoire. JL8 by Yale Stewart. If you don't know the name get yourself acquainted: http://limbero.org/jl8/1
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books. Books for Christmas. Books for my birthday. Books because you saw a title on a bookshelf and thought of me. Books books books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The financial state of this country...
Why am I not meeting more individuals who think outside the box....
The women in Romney's so-called binders filled with them...
Pizza toppings...
The publishing market...
How my next project will begin (because the seed if one usually sprouts from its ending)...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're down for an afternoon/evening competition in Super Mario Kart or Super Mario World.
- You believe in the saying "the sooner, the better" in regards to meeting up because I personally do not enjoy corresponding for so long via text/call.

“Let’s not do lunch. Let’s color together, make paper airplanes, build a fort, play jump rope, hunt for buried treasure, instead.”