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ExcaliburNerd

29 M Bronx, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Creative type (but who isn't on this) looking for his muse. A lover and friend to which I can draw boundless amounts of inspiration from. For me, inspiration can happen at the drop of a hat. But the well eventually runs dry. Whilst involved with a woman the ideas pour out of my head as if the floodgates have opened. I will soon be entering my thirties and know there are plenty of stories left in this aging, not yet decrepit young-old mind. Help me bring them to life and in return you shall be immortalized in the pages of my novels for men to pine over once our generation has ceased to exist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My blog novel "Irrelevant":
http://t.co/oCfZ3s3IDv

I spent my adolescence doing vocabulary homework last because it thrilled me to learn new words, its definitions, & then construct sentences to further understand them. Now in adulthood (whatever that means), I pray that time spent wasn't a waste while writing novels & dreaming about seeing them on the NY Times Best Sellers' list & perhaps winning a Pulitzer Prize(?) But even if my dream doesn't come true I at least can die dearly loving something and had been doing what I loved while attempting to live out such dreams. I think that's important to have when the world has slowly gone to shit, don't you think? But it doesn't stop there. I am not a quitter. I want more for myself. I have tunnel vision whilst imagining my future. I wasn't taught to dream big- my mind formulated the concept on its own. The only things missing in these images that I would very much like a physical representation of are a wife, a kid or plural, and an Old English Sheepdog.

I do have a paying job, by the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, remembering little details about people, and recalling memories from long ago with vivid descriptions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I either look like a cop or "square."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There is no way I can list something as my "favorite" because new material is constantly added to such lists.

This is pretty interesting. It's an infograph done by The New Yorker charting our income based on the subway line we live on: http://www.newyorker.com/sandbox/business/subway.html

If you're a DC fan you NEED to add this to your comic repertoire. JL8 by Yale Stewart. If you don't know the name get yourself acquainted: http://limbero.org/jl8/1
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books. Books for Christmas. Books for my birthday. Books because you saw a title on a bookshelf and thought of me. Books books books. Books & writing make me feel wepa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The novels I'm writing/going to write...
The financial state of this country...
The current books on the market & how some of them found their way onto tje NY Times best sellers list...
Is moving to Iceland a good move if I don't get published in America since 57% of its population are writers...
How to make the sex scenes in my work feel less clumsy...
Why you and I aren't having sex (as in you reading this)...
When am I gonna find my queen who will use my face as her throne...
Sex in general, really...
What's this discrimination towards Bronx residents, especially from those who aren't from NY...
How are all of you able to afford traveling as often as your profile states, and why is it a big deal if I don't/haven't...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After Supreme Chancellor Palpatine initiated Executive Order 66 I had to go into hiding. Only Master Yoda knows of my whereabouts. It's risky that I am even on here for I fear the Empire may find me...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to be my muse
-You're down for an afternoon/evening high competition in Super Mario Kart or Super Mario World
-You believe in the saying "the sooner, the better" in regards to meeting up because I personally do not enjoy corresponding for so long via text/call.
-You want to watch Ghostbusters whilst stoned
-You're a writer. I'd like to meet more writers. I would like to date someone who would be interested in breaking night to work on our novels. Or just mine. Or we could start our own project together. You DON'T have to be a writer; it isn't mandatory. But supporting me is.

“Let’s not do lunch. Let’s color together, make paper airplanes, build a fort, play jump rope, hunt for buried treasure, instead.”

DON'T message me if:
-You're in the habit of wasting someone's time. I have ZERO tolerance for time wasting.
-You killed/put your last boyfriend in the hospital.
-You say you like to cook but somehow mess up Easy Mac. I knew a girl who did this.
-You're not looking to meet up.