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ExcuseMeHello

29 M Long Island City, NY

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I would like someone to fall in love with me before I start snoring like my dad.

I like to travel, and I think my ideal match would delight in taking advantage of double-occupancy rates. (Let's go to Antarctica, China, Jordan, Egypt and sail the Baltic Sea.)

I play piano, work in advertising, do improv sometimes, write for money and for not money, have published 2 books that you could buy. I love exploring, and taking walks with coffee, and it would be great to have a cute guy buddy for all of it.

I worry sometimes that people think "Long Island City" is far away just because of its name. For me it's 2 N/Q train stops out of Manhattan.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in advertising, making music and writing jokes for other people and occasionally myself.
I’m really good at
connecting dots, leaving series of enigmatic clues, being honest or at least employing tactful equivocation, having old-lady caliber handwriting, having stocked alcohol, guessing motivations, getting a laugh, tip calculation, finding fun things to do in strange places.

I'm bad at a whole lot of things too, and I like most of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like most food. Sushi? Dumplings? Coffee? Yes, let's. I'll probably try anything. I ate a fried pig uterus once. Didn't love it.

As for the media, it's a mix of funny, sci-fi, singery-songwritery goodtimes.

Tremors
Roundhouse
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Saturday Night Live
Jurassic Park
X-men comic books
Illuminatus! Trilogy
Michael Chrichton
Patrick Rothfuss
Agatha Christie
Kimbra
Kate Bush
Everything Everything
John Williams
Parks & Recreation
Modern Family
Andrews and Pointer Sisters
Christopher Guest
Veep
Cosmos
The six things I could never do without
I don't usually have quotes handy, but I was just looking at this: Jack Kerouac in Desolation Angels says "So shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless and don't be sorry".

I think that's all I need and all I want from other people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sometimes I think about what it would take for me to believe a man who said that he is me from the future, and he has come back with a warning. Then I get myself in a really open, believing state of mind, so that future me would choose now as a good moment to come back to...but future me never comes. One day. One day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dinner and drinks with friends. Or some random NYC event. Or staying in is fine with me too.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are stubborn and funny and weird and impatient and generally damned appropriate and don't wear religious jewelry and you're always growing as a person but the basic you has been formed.

Let's never discuss the weather, unless it's coming to kill us.

Speaking of, if you'll go to Antarctica with me (and can afford it in the next few years), please say hi.

I'm willing to overlook a lot if you play guitar.