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Exophrine_

30 San Antonio, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss

A geeky/nerdy troglodyte, a creative writer, a programmer, a humorist, etc. I currently dwell in San Antonio. I'm 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit. I travel at the speed of light. I want to make a supersonic woman of you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in software and research (programming cool machines and apps). So this means I spend a lot of time explaining what I did and what went wrong with a computer, rarely at the same time. Still going to school, working on degree #3!

...also building my time machine, although I'm sure my future self will finish, travel back to my time with it, and give his to me instead. So I think I'll just wait for that...

In the meantime, I'm getting back into shape: lost 20+ pounds so far with no plans to plateau.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding and exploiting awkward moments in conversations, calling myself out on bullshit, and gaining insight at the last possible moment.

I can also cook a mean breakfast, recall obscure pop culture facts, and find a way to finish this sentence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my Zach Galifianakis beard, if I were to guess...it's up to other people, what to notice, isn't it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
E-books and comics usually. The ones I read are almost always the base material for my favorite films. I like going further down that rabbit hole... I also listen to audiobooks, especially if they're read by the author.

MOVIES:
Typical guy movies: action-adventure, almost any movie based on a comic book (MCU, DCU, Dark Horse, etc.), comedy, sci-fi, and a chick flick once in a while (I can't help it). I'm especially a fan of Sylvester Stallone as a writer and director along with Darren Aronofsky, Guillermo Del Toro, and Robert Rodriguez.
A few stand-out favorites: The Addams Family, Machete, Back to the Future, Hellboy, any James Bond...new favorite: Buckaroo Banzai.

SHOWS:
Frasier, Last Week Tonight, Silicon Valley, Penny Dreadful, almost any British comedy sans Monty Python...definitely Doctor Who.

MUSIC:
Almost anything is good listening: pop, soul, jazz, 8-bit, scores...as long as it's not country or new gangsta rap (old school rap, however, is awesome). Mostly, though, I'm very much a rocker and metal-head.

FOOD:
I'd like to try anything at least once...why not?
Safe bets are Freebird's, California Pizza Kitchen, Wing Stop, Sonic, and any local Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor.
2. The Internet.
3. A computer.
4. Being open-minded.
5. Movies and video games.
6. My towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever comes to me...the way my mind works, it can be something serious, deep, and/or philosophical, and the next minute, it can be complete and utter nonsense ...sometimes both.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, relaxing from a long, full day at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a country boy. I don't like the music, the clothes, the whole lifestyle...it's just not my thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you don't "live life to the fullest" or whatever filler phrase that says nothing unique.

...you agree that Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a total pimp.

...you don't mind dissecting and joking about old bullshit movie cliches.

...you don't mind being on both sides of Star Trek vs Star Wars, Marvel vs DC, remake/reboot vs the original, etc.

...you're into dudes with beards.

...you seriously plan on living a childfree existence.

....or if any of this made you crack anything resembling a smile. I'm always up for a friendly conversation, so long as it leads somewhere.