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30 San Antonio, TX Man


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  • Ages 20–35
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:21am
Hispanic / Latin
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss

A geeky/nerdy troglodyte, a creative writer, a programmer, a humorist, etc. I currently dwell in San Antonio. I'm 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit. I travel at the speed of light. I want to make a supersonic woman of you.

A hermit in college, keeping my sanity with some help from my robot friends.

I'm a laid back atheist. I don't hate or fight over religion. Let's just do what makes us happy, yeah?
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in software and research (programming cool machines and apps). So this means I spend a lot of time explaining what I did and what went wrong with a computer, rarely at the same time. Still going to school, working on degree #3!

...also building my time machine, although I'm sure my future self will finish, travel back to my time with it, and give his to me instead. So I think I'll just wait for that...

In the meantime, I'm getting back into shape: lost 40 pounds so far with no plans to plateau.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding and exploiting awkward moments in conversations, calling myself out on bullshit, and gaining insight at the last possible moment.

I can also cook a mean breakfast, recall obscure pop culture facts, and find a way to finish this sentence.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my Zach Galifianakis beard, if I were to's up to other people, what to notice, isn't it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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E-books and comics usually. The ones I read are almost always the base material for my favorite films. I like going further down that rabbit hole... I also listen to audiobooks, especially if they're read by the author.

Typical guy movies: action-adventure, almost any comic book film (MCU, DCU, Dark Horse, etc.), comedy, sci-fi, and a chick flick once in a while (I can't help it). I'm especially a fan of Sylvester Stallone as a writer/director along with Darren Aronofsky, Guillermo Del Toro, and Robert Rodriguez.
A few stand-out favorites: The Addams Family, Machete, Back to the Future, Hellboy, any James favorite: Buckaroo Banzai.

Blunt Talk, Last Week Tonight, Silicon Valley, Penny Dreadful, almost any British comedy sans Monty Python...definitely Doctor Who.

Almost anything is good listening: pop, soul, jazz, 8-bit, film/videogame long as it's not country or new gangsta rap (old school rap, however, is awesome). Mostly, though, I'm very much a rocker and metal-head.

I'd like to try anything at least once...why not?
Safe bets are anything healthy and any local Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor.
2. The Internet.
3. A computer.
4. Being open-minded.
5. Movies and video games.
6. My towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever comes to me...the way my mind works, it can be something serious, deep, and/or philosophical, and the next minute, it can be complete and utter nonsense ...sometimes both.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, relaxing from a long, full day at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not a country boy. I don't like the music, the clothes, the whole's just not my thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. agree that Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a total pimp. don't mind being on both sides of Star Trek vs Star Wars, Marvel vs DC, remake/reboot vs the original, etc.'re into dudes with beards.

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