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Exophrine_

29 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss

A laid back, geeky/nerdy type, a creative writer, a programmer, a humorist, drinking companion, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Software support and research (programming cool machines and apps). So this means I spend a lot of time explaining what I did and what went wrong with a computer, rarely at the same time.

...also building my time machine, although I'm sure my future self will finish, travel back to my time with it, and give his to me instead. So I think I can relax and just wait for that...yeah.
I’m really good at
Finding and exploiting awkward moments in conversations, calling myself out on bullshit, and gaining insight at the last possible moment.

I can also cook a mean breakfast, recall obscure pop culture facts, and play a game called "Size Me Up" (it's a fun game, you should try it!)
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my Zach Galifianakis beard, if I were to guess...it's up to other people, what to notice, isn't it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
E-books and comics usually. The ones I read are almost always the base material for my favorite films. I like going further down that rabbit hole... I also listen to audiobooks, especially if they're read by the author.

MOVIES:
Typical guy movies: action-adventure, comedy, sci-fi, and a chick flick once in a while (I can't help it). I'm especially a fan of Sylvester Stallone as a writer and director along with Darren Aronofsky, Guillermo Del Toro, and Robert Rodriguez.
A few stand-out favorites: The Addams Family, Machete, Back to the Future, Hellboy, any James Bond...

SHOWS:
Top Gear UK, Parks and Rec, From Dusk Till Dawn (it's a TV show now), almost any British comedy sans Monty Python...definitely Doctor Who, The Cosmos (I fucking love science).

MUSIC:
Almost anything is good listening: pop, soul, jazz, 8-bit, videogame/movie compositions...as long as it's not country or new gangsta rap (old school rap, however, is awesome). Mostly, though, I'm very much a rocker and metal-head.

FOOD:
I'd like to try anything at least once...why not?
The six things I could never do without
1. Humor.
2. The Internet.
3. A computer.
4. An altered state of mind (drunk, high, etc.).
5. Movies and video games.
6. My towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever comes to me...the way my mind works, it can be something serious, deep, and/or philosophical, and the next minute, it can be complete and utter nonsense ...sometimes both.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home, relaxing from a long, full day at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is probably suicide to say in Texas, but I am not a country boy.
I don't like the music, the clothes, the whole lifestyle...none of it appeals to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you don't "live life to the fullest" or whatever filler phrase that says nothing unique.

...you agree that Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a total pimp.

...you don't mind dissecting and joking about old bullshit movie cliches.

...you're 420 friendly (not required).

...you're into dudes with beards.

....or if any of this made you crack anything resembling a smile. I'm always up for a friendly conversation, so long as it leads somewhere.

UPDATE:
I'll be in Austin next weekend for the Moontower Comedy Festival. If you wanna meet up and tickle your funny bone, def hmu.