Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
A geeky/nerdy troglodyte, a creative writer, a programmer, a
humorist, etc. I currently dwell in San Antonio. I'm 200 degrees,
that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit. I travel at the speed of
light. I want to make a supersonic woman of you.
A hermit in college, keeping my sanity with some help from my robot
I'm a laid back atheist. I don't hate or fight over religion. Let's
just do what makes us happy, yeah?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in software and research (programming cool machines and
apps). So this means I spend a lot of time explaining what I did
and what went wrong with a computer, rarely at the same time. Still
going to school, working on degree #3!
...also building my time machine, although I'm sure my future self
will finish, travel back to my time with it, and give his to me
instead. So I think I'll just wait for that...
In the meantime, I'm getting back into shape: lost 40 pounds so far
with no plans to plateau.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding and exploiting awkward moments in conversations, calling
myself out on bullshit, and gaining insight at the last possible
I can also cook a mean breakfast, recall obscure pop culture facts,
and find a way to finish this sentence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my Zach Galifianakis beard, if I were to guess...it's up
to other people, what to notice, isn't it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
E-books and comics usually. The ones I read are almost always the
base material for my favorite films. I like going further down that
rabbit hole... I also listen to audiobooks, especially if they're
read by the author.
Typical guy movies: action-adventure, almost any comic book film
(MCU, DCU, Dark Horse, etc.), comedy, sci-fi, and a chick flick
once in a while (I can't help it). I'm especially a fan of
Sylvester Stallone as a writer/director along with Darren
Aronofsky, Guillermo Del Toro, and Robert Rodriguez.
A few stand-out favorites: The Addams Family, Machete, Back to the
Future, Hellboy, any James Bond...new favorite: Buckaroo
Blunt Talk, Last Week Tonight, Silicon Valley, Penny Dreadful,
almost any British comedy sans Monty Python...definitely Doctor
Almost anything is good listening: pop, soul, jazz, 8-bit,
film/videogame scores...as long as it's not country or new gangsta
rap (old school rap, however, is awesome). Mostly, though, I'm very
much a rocker and metal-head.
I'd like to try anything at least once...why not?
Safe bets are anything healthy and any local Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. The Internet.
3. A computer.
4. Being open-minded.
5. Movies and video games.
6. My towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever comes to me...the way my mind works, it can be something
serious, deep, and/or philosophical, and the next minute, it can be
complete and utter nonsense ...sometimes both.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, relaxing from a long, full day at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a country boy. I don't like the music, the clothes, the
whole lifestyle...it's just not my thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you agree that Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a total pimp.
...you don't mind being on both sides of Star Trek vs Star Wars,
Marvel vs DC, remake/reboot vs the original, etc.
...you're into dudes with beards.
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