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Exoplanetary

25 / M / gay / Single

Seattle, Washington

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Sign_Language (Poorly)

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I am dorky, fascinated, and magnanimous.

My Self-Summary

I get really excited over seemingly small, inconsequential things. For instance a squirrel jumped on my leg at the zoo this last January. It was on there for like 13 seconds! Or, I like being the one who runs the garbage disposal. Especially when there is some major blockage going on. It's satisfying how the water just sits there and then you flip a switch and the water flows down the drain. When I do this my mental voice is alot like baby Plucky Duck. "Watch the water go down the hole! Watch the water go down again."

I tend to have silly moments and I tend to have serious moments and I do really well at combining these two traits into a stellar personality. ;)

What I’m doing with my life

I work at a call center and troubleshoot with people about their electronic gaming equipment for this company out of Redmond, WA. Feel free to ask me which company but we're not allowed to post about it on a public venue. In May I moved to Capitol hill. Life is pretty much consisting of hanging out with friends.

Maybe I'll try to find a ceramics studio to work in or a choir I can join in the near future. I think either fields could be a lot of fun to get back into. Plans and thoughts are flowing towards going back to college before the end of the year.

I’m really good at

I give good hug. At least the people I'm giving them to tell me so and they are pretty reliable sources. I vouch for them. I'm also really good at whistling. Like stellar at it. I learned how to whistle when I was an older kid and was so proud when I finally had learned how to do it that I practiced pretty much every day from then on.

The first things people usually notice about me

Don't believe everything you read in the papers but I heard Exoplanetary... I heard he is sometimes funny. Sometimes awkward. But everyone agrees that it isn't long before he's smiling 'bout something.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Recently my favorite author has been Neil Gaiman. Just finished American Gods. Totally dug it's concepts. Over time Octavia E. Butler has written quite a few of my favorites like Wild Seed and Lilith's brood.

I once worked at a movie theatre. - The Cell, Chocolat, Death to Smoochy, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Flight of the Navigator, The Game, The Green Mile, Lady in the Water and, Pleasantville.

I like music. - Belle and Sebastian, Daft Punk, My Bloody Valentine, KT Tunstall, Imogen Heap, Johny Cash, Gorillaz, Cake, MGMT, Flobots, Fiona Apple, Death Cab for Cutie, Weezer, Animal Collective, and Panda Bear.

I can't seem to get enough sushi. Feed it to me raw. Feed it to me on a naked boy (feel free to volunteer.) If I had to make a choice I would choose water and sushi as my food options for the rest of my days.

I have this gorgeous painting by my friend, leopardart, who gave it to me just before his translocation to Venezuela. You can see it in his profile pics. It's the one with a large field of verdant green filled with abstracted red people.

The six things I could never do without

Goosebumps, starshine, weekends, inner monologue, a problem, my box o' handtools/power tools

I spend a lot of time thinking about

You know it's a real shame that people don't live longer. Only so that we could have more time to learn and experience more. I mean we'll never be able to experience what I feel is the full gambit of what Earth has to offer and that just stinks.

On a typical Friday night I am

Laughing. Winking. Whistling. Walking. Dancing. Drinking. Dining. Trying to make people laugh. Hanging with friends. Friday night or at least my days off are usually spent at one of my friend's houses.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My best scars aren't exactly in places I'd be showing my friends. Well friends who aren't comfortable with nudity. Let's just say that Dean from the Venture bros isn't the only one to have suffered Testicular torsion.

You should message me if

This section is here so that I can give you a few examples of why you should message me, right? Well okay... If I messaged you then you should definitely message me. Why? Because despite the fact that many people list that they are looking for friends here when they really are only looking for a date or the next guy to take to bed I really am looking for either a date or a possible new friend. Here's the funny thing about online dating... When you meet someone in person you have a chance to study that person's body language. You see the way their eyes are looking at you when they say that they like your taste in music. Or maybe that the way they say that they like the wine you brought means they're really hoping for a kiss. There are so many reasons like this. What are the profiles for? Getting your attention. Then you message until you're comfortable enough to meet in real life. Meeting in real life is really where you start figuring out if that person is what you're looking for. In both a friend or a boyfriend. I'm just sayin'. So guys? Message me if you want to meet an interesting, funny guy. Your instincts when we meet and hang out are gonna be what really tells you where you wanna go from there. A friend? Awesome. A second date? Sweetness.