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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 9
White, Other
Open relationship
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Working on Two-year college
Has kid(s) and might want more
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So my life has turned for the better, things are starting to look up and I am really happy. A new chapter has started in my life and I am really looking forward to discovering all the great things to come. So here is a little about me.

This dude is awesome, ladies should roll in the sheets with me all over him deakonavory

Sometimes I laugh really loud and obnoxiously when something is overly funny. A little tid bit about myself, frogs just so happen to be my favorite animals. I also love the smell of lemons, random I know. I tend to get along with most everyone I meet, which is great! I love to listen to music and dance (like no one is watching of course). I act silly and goofy, and sometimes embarrassing, but I don't mind.

I take pride in my intelligence, and I am never afraid to to show it. I enjoy practically every form of self expression; photography, drawing, painting, clothing, crochet, hula hooping, and especially fire arts, you name it, I can probably rock it. The greatest distinction about me is my personality, it may be a little overwhelming sometimes but it is always in good nature. I work part time and teach, I have a daughter , and we are probably going to take over the world one day.

I enjoy all the world has to offer but I would much rather spend my time with human interactions even if it is just in my neighborhood.

So yeah stop reading about me and actually get to know me. Send me a message!

I am Ambitious, Dangerous, and Indecisive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata.
Currently I am learning to master the art of balancing a life of family, love, and play all in one go. I am easily classified as an over achiever, but I don't believe that to be true, because I am only aspiring to achieve extraordinary things, not an abundance of things. I am on the path to achievements, I just haven't quite completed them yet. You know, the whole taking over the world thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obviously filling out section about myself on a dating site. I can hold a conversation pretty well. But what I am most proud of being good at is being a mom. I know, cheesy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that 1/3 of my hair is shaved. A lot of people tell me that their first memories of meeting me, were of my humor. Go figure, I'm funny!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I need to simplify and update this.

That is a lot of favorites to sum up in a very tiny space by comparison.
Books, I can't really say what my favorite books are. I read so many and I am so indecisive usually it is what I am reading at the moment. Which would be The Crow Chronicles by Clem Martini. It isn't exactly my reading level it is basically a young adult novel but the story is very interesting and I am enjoying it very much. But with out doubt Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice still hold a special place in my heart.
Here are some books though;
The Last Unicorn
The Zombie Survival Guide
Dresden Files
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Movies are a little bit easier to say, currently holding the top ranked movies are;
Fight Club
Children of Men
Repo the Genetic Opera
Pan's Labyrinth
The Boondock Saints
V for Vendetta
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Saw I-V
28 Days Later
The Happening
I wont list any more but trust you me there are more.
honestly I am not even going to start listing all the music I love but I will say
Rock Opera
and everything in between does it for me.
Currently I have been listening to all my Musical albums, Like Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.
Now foods I will say I love trying new foods and I could eat all day if given the chance but I do not like fresh tomatoes or onions but other then that everything else is delicious. But I will say I cook at least 2 meals a day and I am very good at it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That is a bit extreme. So aside from water, food, air, and sleep.

1. Communication with intelligent individuals.
2. Art in all its glory.
3. Individuality
4. Literature and everything it has to offer
5. Nature and Animals.
6. Music and being able to dance to it.

I know the last two I was cheating, but that is okay with me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My plans for the future, how I can't control anything to come. I think a lot about my next project. Whether it be painting, writing, drawing or even hiking and looking for reptiles. Some times I get so overwhelmed with my ideas of things I want to do i just have to write them down, sketch it out quickly, move on and do it at a later time when I can.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Fridays alternate, every other Friday I am out dancing and having a good time and the other Friday I am home reading and relaxing enjoying a good book, friends, family, and good food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch children's shows because I enjoy them, not because my daughter is watching.
You should message me if
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You made it through the whole ordeal of reading my profile, or skimmed through and found some interesting things about me that might spark a conversation, or if you are summiting a request to be spared after I take over the world.

And of course if you are interested in hanging out!