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23 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:19am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I never thought I would get text tattooed onto my body, but sure enough I read enough Daniel Quinn and I end up with, "The world will not be saved by old minds with new programs. If the world is saved, it will be saved by new minds - with no programs." tattooed across my ribs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living life and trying to fight the urge to run off to god knows where. I am hiding on the Southside and focusing on being a human being instead.

Oh, I write a lot too. Not as often as I wish, but a good amount. If I have an art, it's that.

I am kinda all over the place... Literally. I have a lot of friends I run into and they are surprised to see me because they genuinely just expect me to be a couple thousand miles away on some half planned adventure.

I do have a life goal, and it will happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages. Laughing. Telling long-winded stories. Drinking and staying positively cheerful. Adventuring. Working with kids. Being a human being. Travelling. Surfing. Snowboarding. Boxing. Making shitty, short lists that leave a lot to be desired. Making s'mores.

Really, really good at that last one. Like, proud enough to add this sentence, good. Isn't that the only one that matters?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a ginger..? I grow pretty wickedly sculpted facial hair..? Shit. I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Story of B
When Bees Enslave Ants

A Boy And His Dog
The Big Lebowski
Forrest Gump

Also, anything Tarantino aside from Four Rooms

Listen to:
Whatever makes you feel how you need to.

Everything. I love food. Sharing food is sacred. Making food for someone else is important.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Lately, spirituality, "god", humanity, importance, balance, connectivity, water, stars, truth, applications of each.

Literally if this is all you want to have a conversation about, and have no other interest in this profile, message me, meet up with me, and let's talk. I have so much to say, and far more listening to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Either security or barback.

Or nothing.

Or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am really bad at showing jealousy. I realized recently that there is a difference between being good at not showing it, and being bad at showing it. I am the latter.

Also, I wish I could sing well really badly, but am somewhat embarrassed, to be perfectly honest, and nervous about taking steps to learn how. It bothers me a lot because I can not think of another thing in my life at all that gets to me like that.
You should message me if
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You want a massage, and are willing to reciprocate and are decent at it.

You want an impromptu, well bullshitted but probably poor quality poem about a topic of your choosing.

You smile a lot.

You enjoy hanging out.

You have no expectations.

You aren't of the mindset that every guy is ultimately trying to sleep with you.

You find yourself sexy, and the last thing I listed still holds true.

You want to teach me to play harmonica.

You think guys who can't sing at all, but do anyway are endearing.

Or, you actually want to hang out, and maybe even have a good idea of what we could do.

If you want to be FRIENDS. I recognize that I am a straight, white, cis-gendered, male on a dating website with 'casual sex' listed in my looking for section, BUT I AM REALLY GOOD AT BEING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE. I value my friends more than I value almost anything else, and if you think we could have fun spending a day together, let's just do it!