Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not impressed by the résumé you have formatted for this
I will not message you incessantly if I receive no response. Mutual
consent extends outside the bedroom, even amongst strangers in a
virtual world. I would appreciate the same. Chances are, I will
message you back, and be honest with my intent however.
I won't talk to you about sex (between the two of us... In general,
sure) unless you bring it up first, because, well I don't know you,
and that's a creepy place to begin.
I am disappointingly not surprised that so many women on here have
the need to change the message me if section into a
I never thought I would get text tattooed onto my body, but sure
enough I read enough Daniel Quinn and I end up with, "The world
will not be saved by old minds with new programs. If the world is
saved, it will be saved by new minds - with no programs." tattooed
across my ribs.
I'm pretty sure I am generally not a waste of space.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living life and trying to fight the urge to run off to god knows
where. I am hiding on the Southside and focusing on being a human
I write. Not as often as I wish, but a good amount. If I have an
art, it's that. Edit: I am absolutely in love with lamp work glass
blowing art. I tried it out over the holidays and I am hooked.
Looking for feasible ways to set up my own studio.
I am all over the place... Literally. I have a lot of friends I run
into and they are surprised to see me because they genuinely just
expect me to be a couple thousand miles away on some half planned
I do have a life goal, however, and it will happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages. Laughing. Telling long-winded stories. Adventuring.
Working with kids. Being a human being. Travelling. Surfing.
Snowboarding. Boxing. Making shitty, short lists that leave a lot
to be desired. Making s'mores.
Really, really good at that last one. Like, proud enough to add
this sentence, good. Isn't that the only one that matters?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ginger..? I grow pretty wickedly sculpted facial hair..?
Shit. I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Story of B
When Bees Enslave Ants
A Boy And His Dog
The Big Lebowski
Also, anything Tarantino aside from Four Rooms
Whatever makes you feel how you need to.
Everything. I love food. Sharing food is sacred. Making food for
someone else is important.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I will live next. How to balance my desire to work with my
hands and do masonry which I feel I am good at and pays well, with
working with kids which I know I am good at and love but doesn't
exactly help with debt or expenses. Food. Sex. How glad I am that I
deleted my facebook and phone number (I have a new one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am really bad at showing jealousy. I realized recently that there
is a difference between being good at not showing it, and being bad
at showing it. I am the latter.
Also, I wish I could sing well really badly, but am somewhat
embarrassed, to be perfectly honest, and nervous about taking steps
to learn how. It bothers me a lot because I can not think of
another thing in my life at all that gets to me like that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a chiropractor or masseuse.
You want an impromptu, well bullshitted but probably poor quality
poem about a topic of your choosing.
You smile a lot.
You enjoy hanging out.
You have no expectations.
You aren't of the mindset that every guy is ultimately trying to
sleep with you.
You find yourself sexy, and the last thing I listed still holds
You want to teach me to play harmonica.
You think guys who can't sing at all, but do anyway are
Or, you actually want to hang out, and maybe even have a good idea
of what we could do.
If you want to be FRIENDS. I recognize that I am a straight, white,
cis-gendered, male on a dating website with 'casual sex' listed in
my looking for section, BUT I AM REALLY GOOD AT BEING FRIENDS WITH
PEOPLE. I value my friends more than I value almost anything else,
and if you think we could have fun spending a day together, let's
just do it!
Who are you looking for?
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