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24 Minneapolis, MN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 14
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Two-year college
Wants kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not impressed by the résumé you have formatted for this website.

I will not message you incessantly if I receive no response. Mutual consent extends outside the bedroom, even amongst strangers in a virtual world. I would appreciate the same. Chances are, I will message you back, and be honest with my intent however.

I won't talk to you about sex (between the two of us... In general, sure) unless you bring it up first, because, well I don't know you, and that's a creepy place to begin.

I am disappointingly not surprised that so many women on here have the need to change the message me if section into a deterrent.

I never thought I would get text tattooed onto my body, but sure enough I read enough Daniel Quinn and I end up with, "The world will not be saved by old minds with new programs. If the world is saved, it will be saved by new minds - with no programs." tattooed across my ribs.

I'm pretty sure I am generally not a waste of space.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living life and trying to fight the urge to run off to god knows where. I am hiding on the Southside and focusing on being a human being instead.

I write. Not as often as I wish, but a good amount. If I have an art, it's that. Edit: I am absolutely in love with lamp work glass blowing art. I tried it out over the holidays and I am hooked. Looking for feasible ways to set up my own studio.

I am all over the place... Literally. I have a lot of friends I run into and they are surprised to see me because they genuinely just expect me to be a couple thousand miles away on some half planned adventure.

I do have a life goal, however, and it will happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages. Laughing. Telling long-winded stories. Adventuring. Working with kids. Being a human being. Travelling. Surfing. Snowboarding. Boxing. Making shitty, short lists that leave a lot to be desired. Making s'mores.

Really, really good at that last one. Like, proud enough to add this sentence, good. Isn't that the only one that matters?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ginger..? I grow pretty wickedly sculpted facial hair..? Shit. I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Story of B
When Bees Enslave Ants

A Boy And His Dog
The Big Lebowski
Forrest Gump

Also, anything Tarantino aside from Four Rooms

Listen to:
Whatever makes you feel how you need to.

Everything. I love food. Sharing food is sacred. Making food for someone else is important.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Where I will live next. How to balance my desire to work with my hands and do masonry which I feel I am good at and pays well, with working with kids which I know I am good at and love but doesn't exactly help with debt or expenses. Food. Sex. How glad I am that I deleted my facebook and phone number (I have a new one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Brandon Reader
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am really bad at showing jealousy. I realized recently that there is a difference between being good at not showing it, and being bad at showing it. I am the latter.

Also, I wish I could sing well really badly, but am somewhat embarrassed, to be perfectly honest, and nervous about taking steps to learn how. It bothers me a lot because I can not think of another thing in my life at all that gets to me like that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a chiropractor or masseuse.

You want an impromptu, well bullshitted but probably poor quality poem about a topic of your choosing.

You smile a lot.

You enjoy hanging out.

You have no expectations.

You aren't of the mindset that every guy is ultimately trying to sleep with you.

You find yourself sexy, and the last thing I listed still holds true.

You want to teach me to play harmonica.

You think guys who can't sing at all, but do anyway are endearing.

Or, you actually want to hang out, and maybe even have a good idea of what we could do.

If you want to be FRIENDS. I recognize that I am a straight, white, cis-gendered, male on a dating website with 'casual sex' listed in my looking for section, BUT I AM REALLY GOOD AT BEING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE. I value my friends more than I value almost anything else, and if you think we could have fun spending a day together, let's just do it!